Promises to Wife?!
Question: Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place. First guy: " You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: " that's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third guy: " Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. " What's the deal?" Fourth guy: " I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, " Fishing or Sex" and she said, " Wear a Sweater."
Answers: Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place. First guy: " You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: " that's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third guy: " Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. " What's the deal?" Fourth guy: " I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, " Fishing or Sex" and she said, " Wear a Sweater."
lol,star,10,hilarious.
Funny! 10!
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Lol! This is one of the better jokes i have read on here.... Thanks!
Funny that
Brillian, thanks for the laugh!
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funny a good joke.
I gotta try that!...:)
i really liked that very funny star4u
Very funny lol
Ha! ha! ha! another good one....
Yeah ....gorgeous !!!
Please don't stop....
"Belly-dancing" Aaron.
ha ha ha ha ha ha very good!
lolol,very good
I love a good joke. Thanks :D
very good
I think you just gave the answer to many married men!
very funny definitely worth a star
haha thats well gud
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hehehe, i would have said that too, pmsl
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Whoa! That's cold, but good. lol.