Blonde Christmas joke?!
Question: Two funny blondes traveled 2 hours from town and walked deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. They were all warmly dressed from head to toe carrying their saw, hatchet and a rope to drag the Christmas tree back to the car. They had thought of every little detail planning this trip.
The two blondes were so determined to find the perfect Christmas tree. So determined, that they searched for hours slugging through knee-deep snow, blistering wind and weren’t even distracted!
Finally, five hours had passed and the sun was beginning to set, so one blonde turned to the other blonde and said, "I GIVE UP! I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! There are hundreds of beautiful Christmas trees all around us. Let’s just cut one down whether it's decorated or not!!"
Answers: Two funny blondes traveled 2 hours from town and walked deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. They were all warmly dressed from head to toe carrying their saw, hatchet and a rope to drag the Christmas tree back to the car. They had thought of every little detail planning this trip.
The two blondes were so determined to find the perfect Christmas tree. So determined, that they searched for hours slugging through knee-deep snow, blistering wind and weren’t even distracted!
Finally, five hours had passed and the sun was beginning to set, so one blonde turned to the other blonde and said, "I GIVE UP! I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! There are hundreds of beautiful Christmas trees all around us. Let’s just cut one down whether it's decorated or not!!"
hahaha True blondes. oops I am one myself. Lmao.
I really enjoy your jokes well done again!!
You really do bring a smile to my face they're good.
Thank you very much :)
Another funny blonde joke! You're busting my gut, Rose! *star* for you!
lmfao - god that is funny
LOL!!!!
Lol. Hey u post some of the best joke here keep up the good work. Star for U!
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HA HA HA.!!!
Very good.!!!
Cheers.!!
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THAT was f-u-n-n-y!
lol!
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“WOW!" What a lovely joke! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'll give you a star!!!
Ha ha ha! :D
Hahaha, I thought it was going to turn into that one "What tracks are these?" blonde joke.
hehehe, that sounds about right, pmsl hun
star time
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Ha Ha ha, it wasnt me babe-lol. Love Jo xx
good joke, was ripe for a custom job
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