Cooking the Christmas Dinner?!
Question: 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the kitchen;
I was cooking and baking and moanin and groanin.
I've been here for hours, I can't stop to rest.
This rooms a disaster, just look at this mess!
Tomorrow I've got thirty people to feed.
They expect all the trimmings. Who cares what I need!
My feet are both blistered, I've got cramps in my legs.
The cat just knocked over a bowl full of eggs.
There's a knock at the door and the telephone's ringing;
Frosting drips on the counter as the microwave's dinging.
Two pies in the oven, desserts almost done;
My cookbook is soiled with butter and crumbs.
I've had all I can stand, I can't take anymore;
Then in walks my husband, spilling rum on the floor.
He weaves and he wobbles, his balance unsteady;
Then grins as he chuckles, "The eggnog is ready!"
Answers: 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the kitchen;
I was cooking and baking and moanin and groanin.
I've been here for hours, I can't stop to rest.
This rooms a disaster, just look at this mess!
Tomorrow I've got thirty people to feed.
They expect all the trimmings. Who cares what I need!
My feet are both blistered, I've got cramps in my legs.
The cat just knocked over a bowl full of eggs.
There's a knock at the door and the telephone's ringing;
Frosting drips on the counter as the microwave's dinging.
Two pies in the oven, desserts almost done;
My cookbook is soiled with butter and crumbs.
I've had all I can stand, I can't take anymore;
Then in walks my husband, spilling rum on the floor.
He weaves and he wobbles, his balance unsteady;
Then grins as he chuckles, "The eggnog is ready!"
Ha!
Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
You've done it again, Rose!! Have another star!
He! he! very good....
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good Rose.!!!
Cooking is a massive mission, lol.!!!
Cheers lady.!!
Ohh love it (stolen and copied to everyone I know!!!) Fanks!
Awh. I loved it. Christmas is my favorite, this just made my day. (:.
VERY GOOD. CHEERED ME UP :]
smashing, enjoyed it very much*
brilliant sums up how i feel about cooking!
Nice to see a good excuse for not cooking. Lol
think i'll hire a chef hun, pmsl
star time
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