Hows Santa Knows IF you've Been Good?!
Question: You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why,
Santa Claus is tapping,
Your phone.
He's buggin your room,
He's reading your mail,
He's keeping a file
And runnin' a tail
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone
He hears you in the bedroom
Surveills you out of doors
And if that doesn't get the goods
Then he'll use provocateurs.
So you mustn't assume
That you are secure
On Christmas Eve
He'll kick in your door
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone
Answers: You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why,
Santa Claus is tapping,
Your phone.
He's buggin your room,
He's reading your mail,
He's keeping a file
And runnin' a tail
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone
He hears you in the bedroom
Surveills you out of doors
And if that doesn't get the goods
Then he'll use provocateurs.
So you mustn't assume
That you are secure
On Christmas Eve
He'll kick in your door
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone
Ha! ha! You still picking on me?....
WOW!!
hahaha another good one
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thats wicked hilarious
If he doesn't visit me he gets a slap and I'll saw the legs off his reindeer.
Lol!
I'd just kick him out the door.
He's bad news...
"Santa" is just an anagram for "Satan". Just move a few letters around...
You better watch out for Satan Claws!!!
No wonder he never brings anyone presents anymore, he's got the perfect loop hole. As long as he can prove we've all done something bad, then he doesn't have to stay out all night in the dead of winter.
Very good
Ah hah, i wondered how he did it. So its got nothing to do with his elf helpers at all. Someone told me porkies!
Too cute.
Santa knows I have been good.
Happy Holiday
love that one, but catherine, please dont sing it lol
Oh that's absolutely brilliant!!
:-)
Thanks for sharing!!
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He's just twenty three
A hunk with dark hair
Fit and a looker
So why should I care
If Santa is tapping
My phone
lloooll
HAPPY CHRISTMAS
TO EVERYONE!
This is cute and clever. Is it original to you?
Cheers and wishing you a Happy Christmas.
Lisa
i'm not gonna be able to get that outta my heaad now.
santa claus is tapping your phone.....
hehehe, i'm always good hun, or so carpy tells me, pmsl
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good one
hahaha very good. lol
very good