Pranks to play on Santa?!


Question: Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.

While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.

Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.

While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.

Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!

Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."

Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.

While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.


Answers: Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.

While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.

Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.

While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.

Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!

Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."

Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.

While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.

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pranks are just another word for tricks u can pull a prank/ trick on ppl to be funny,mean, or REVENGE MUHAHAHAHAHA lol Report It


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  • thats not nice on mr claus lol

    Hahahaha they are brill. Ive never tried any of them. i used to put a mouse trap in my Xmas stocking and if it wasn't too cold id nip out and cover the chimney with cling film, ha he spent hours bouncing off it and trying to get in. Oh, the younger years, they were fun!!
    Thanks for the ideas!
    Where can you but barbed wire?
    Merry Christmas

    FUNNI

    U DEFINTIELY GET A *STAR*

    mwahaha, my plan to capture Santa shall work!!!!

    he will be gone. forever.

    How old are you?????????????

    looooool:)

    hehehe, how many parents will try that, pmsl

    star time

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    That should be fun. lol

    leave a big fire burning

    i got this text message
    if you want to see santas **** scroll down





















    act your age
    there's no ******* santa and why do you want to see his **** weirdo!!!



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