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Question: A man's wife died and shortly thereafter he married again.
"I don't care how you change the house around," he said to his 2nd wife, "but don't throw away that hat in the closet. It belonged to my first wife and I picked it out for her."
Sometime after the 2nd wife died and he married again.
"I don't care how you change the house around," he told the 3rd wife, "but don't throw away those 2 hats in the closet. The belonged to my former wives."
"No," she said, " I won't throw them away but I'll tell you this: the next hat that goes up there will be aderby -- yours!"
What do you think? Funny?
Answers: A man's wife died and shortly thereafter he married again.
"I don't care how you change the house around," he said to his 2nd wife, "but don't throw away that hat in the closet. It belonged to my first wife and I picked it out for her."
Sometime after the 2nd wife died and he married again.
"I don't care how you change the house around," he told the 3rd wife, "but don't throw away those 2 hats in the closet. The belonged to my former wives."
"No," she said, " I won't throw them away but I'll tell you this: the next hat that goes up there will be aderby -- yours!"
What do you think? Funny?
It is funny, and clever.
Good Job!
eh its otay
ahahha...not bad i must say...XD
yep I liked it.I knew that 3rd wife was going to have something to say,and it was good.HaHa
all right..
My kind of thinking!!! Go Girl Go!!! Cute Joke!!!
it was ok heres a dirty joke
A guy walks into a pet shop then he notices that a parrot starts to talk to him saying "Hey come here let's chat". The guy asks him can he really chat the parrot says yeah and they talk for 30 minutes. The guy then says " Man i hope i could have bought you, but your too expensive at $200 dollars." The parrot replies "look go and make a deal with the cleck and say you'll buy me off his hands, i mean i dont have any legs, so you can get a good price for me." The guy asks" So, how do u stay perched up there?" The parrot replies well im ashamed of this but i use my d*** to hold on." So the guy buys the parrot for $95 dollars it was a good deal. The parrot and the man become best friends over a 4 month period, when the parrot tells the guy "I got some bad news about your wife" The guy asks "WHAT what is it is something wrong?" The parrot replies with" well yesterday your neighbor came over and started to make out with you wife and then clothes started coing off when....." "when what what happened?"the man ask unpateintly. "Well thats the problem myD*** got hard and i fell off."^-^