20 reasons why chocolate is better then sex....?!


Question: 1) You can GET chocolate.
2) "If you love me you`ll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won`t mind.
8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9) The word "commitment" doesn`t scare off chocolate.
10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
11)
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 12) You don`t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13) With chocolate there`s no need to fake it.
14) Chocolate doesn`t make you pregnant.
15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16) Good chocolate is easy to find.
17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
20) With chocolate size doesn`t matter.


Answers: 1) You can GET chocolate.
2) "If you love me you`ll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won`t mind.
8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9) The word "commitment" doesn`t scare off chocolate.
10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
11)
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 12) You don`t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13) With chocolate there`s no need to fake it.
14) Chocolate doesn`t make you pregnant.
15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16) Good chocolate is easy to find.
17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
20) With chocolate size doesn`t matter.

That's quite frankly excellent!!
But nothing compares to chocolate...

Thank you very much :)

Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good but I still prefer sex.!!!
Cheers Rose.!!

funny and true

chocolate also makes you fat and unattractive so i guess you could have all the chocolate you want but you wouldn't be getting any sex.

hahaha lol

Those were great. Sex feels better though, Star for you

Very funny and very true.

with sex....size dont matter!

if im eating chocolate.....size does matter. the bigger, the better!!!

starred!!

Sorry hun, I can only agree with 5 of those for chocolate being better then sex.

very good!
star 4 u!

lol

hahaha.
funny.
true.
i wouldn't say no to chocolates....
........ but sex is better.

Good one... Still think sex is better

10/10 hahahahaha,
tht is soo true,
hahahahaha
u really deserve a * = D

that does make sense.. good ones... some things to think about huh.

Very true. Chocolate will make you fat while sex won't.

I think you have a point there. Good list. Thanks

u are becoming a bit of a curly wurly

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...

THAT IS SO FUNNY,I LIKE THE JOKE!!!!Well done,haha,awesome

So totally true
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what do you mean with chocolate size doesnt matter !!!!!!!
the more chcolate the better i say :D

And 20 reasons is enough for me- l have gone off sex anyway,l would sooner have a Mars bar, ha ha ha,lol. Thanks Twin.Love Jo xx

Oh so true, chocolate trumps all.

hehehe, might disagree with you there hun, but just a little, pmsl

star time

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

me and the missus love both
starred

lmao! you see, this is why i am a chocloholic! hehehehehehe.
very NICE!!!



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