Some more rhymes?!
Question: Way up in the Arctic one day
The elves had a big holiday
No toys would be made
Unless benefits paid,
And dental and severance pay!
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The sleigh had broke down in the wet
And Santa was starting to fret
Then Rudolph said “Man,
I’ve a neat, cunning plan,
Involving a hot jumbo jet!
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Prancer was over the moon
The toy run would be over soon
That Vixen, the sinner,
Ate baked beans for dinner
And the others were starting to swoon.
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Santa said “Look, in the snow
A traveling bordello show
Nice little lookers
I counted three hookers
Which leads me to say: Ho Ho Ho!”
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My beagle was feeling quite poor
and left a big poo on my floor
as I aimed for his jewels
to teach him the rules
he farted and ran out the door!
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I realized love was a folly
Lost Holly and Polly and Dolly,
Now I live a great life
Coz I have a fine wife
See, I married my cute border collie!
Answers: Way up in the Arctic one day
The elves had a big holiday
No toys would be made
Unless benefits paid,
And dental and severance pay!
**********
The sleigh had broke down in the wet
And Santa was starting to fret
Then Rudolph said “Man,
I’ve a neat, cunning plan,
Involving a hot jumbo jet!
**********
Prancer was over the moon
The toy run would be over soon
That Vixen, the sinner,
Ate baked beans for dinner
And the others were starting to swoon.
**********
Santa said “Look, in the snow
A traveling bordello show
Nice little lookers
I counted three hookers
Which leads me to say: Ho Ho Ho!”
**********
My beagle was feeling quite poor
and left a big poo on my floor
as I aimed for his jewels
to teach him the rules
he farted and ran out the door!
**********
I realized love was a folly
Lost Holly and Polly and Dolly,
Now I live a great life
Coz I have a fine wife
See, I married my cute border collie!
crackers they are
starred
BRILLIANT....xxx
Apart from the end bit about marrying a border collie, not bad.
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good ones again Rose.!!!
Like the dog one the most.!!!
Cheers.!!
Haha excellent again*
Brilliant
Love It!
excellent
pmsl hun, these are excellent
star time
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Those have me in stitches. hahaha
very good
Love it,love it, love it, he he he, love Jo xx
Brilliant hahahahaha