Some Christmas short jokes ................?!
Question: Santa: "What do you want for Christmas, young man?"
Boy: "Well, there's a certain thing I'd really like."
Santa: "What thing is that?"
Boy: "Everything!"
Q: What would you get if you crossed Santa with a giraffe?
A: St. Neck!
Q: What would you get if you crossed one of Santa's helpers with the King of Rock 'n' Roll?
A: Elfis Presley!
Q: What has fins, a tail, and is mailed to you at Christmas?
A: A Christmas cod!
Q: What did Santa way to his misbehaving reindeer?
A: "Shape up or I'll a gnu crew."
Q: Why don't elves play in the NBA?
A: They just don't measure up!
Q: What would get if you crossed St. Nick with Jon Arbuckle?
A: Santa Clod!
Q: What is Santa's favorite American state?
A: Idaho-ho-ho!
Q: What do Santa's helpers make the day before Christmas?
A: Eight dollars an hour plus time and a half for overtime!
Q: What is a monster's favorite Christmas poem?
A: "The Fright Before Christmas!"
A: What is a ghost's favorite Christmas carol?
A: "We Wish You a Scary Christmas!"
Q: What would you have if Santa brought you a kitten and a puppy?
A: A meowy Christmas and a yappy New Year!
Q: Why was Santa's sick helper reluctant to go to the hospital?
A: Because he didn't have elf insurance!
Q: What has four legs, a hump, and is found at the North Pole?
A: A lost camel!
Q: What goes "Ho-Ho-Ho-Swish"?
A: Santa drilling a jump shot!
Girl 1: "Do you like The Nutcracker Suite?"
Girl 2: "I'm sugarplum crazy about it!"
Q: What happens when Christmas angels meet?
A: They both say, "Halo!"
Q: Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A: In the dictionary!
Answers: Santa: "What do you want for Christmas, young man?"
Boy: "Well, there's a certain thing I'd really like."
Santa: "What thing is that?"
Boy: "Everything!"
Q: What would you get if you crossed Santa with a giraffe?
A: St. Neck!
Q: What would you get if you crossed one of Santa's helpers with the King of Rock 'n' Roll?
A: Elfis Presley!
Q: What has fins, a tail, and is mailed to you at Christmas?
A: A Christmas cod!
Q: What did Santa way to his misbehaving reindeer?
A: "Shape up or I'll a gnu crew."
Q: Why don't elves play in the NBA?
A: They just don't measure up!
Q: What would get if you crossed St. Nick with Jon Arbuckle?
A: Santa Clod!
Q: What is Santa's favorite American state?
A: Idaho-ho-ho!
Q: What do Santa's helpers make the day before Christmas?
A: Eight dollars an hour plus time and a half for overtime!
Q: What is a monster's favorite Christmas poem?
A: "The Fright Before Christmas!"
A: What is a ghost's favorite Christmas carol?
A: "We Wish You a Scary Christmas!"
Q: What would you have if Santa brought you a kitten and a puppy?
A: A meowy Christmas and a yappy New Year!
Q: Why was Santa's sick helper reluctant to go to the hospital?
A: Because he didn't have elf insurance!
Q: What has four legs, a hump, and is found at the North Pole?
A: A lost camel!
Q: What goes "Ho-Ho-Ho-Swish"?
A: Santa drilling a jump shot!
Girl 1: "Do you like The Nutcracker Suite?"
Girl 2: "I'm sugarplum crazy about it!"
Q: What happens when Christmas angels meet?
A: They both say, "Halo!"
Q: Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A: In the dictionary!
hahaha
Very funny
what is good wencelas's favourite pizza.
deep pan ...crisp and even.
like your jokes.
they are so bad, everyone, without exception. Thanks, I'll pass them on now.
Ho! ho! ho! funny.
Merry Xmas......
these are poor.... ok i suppose for pre-school but other than that poor, very poor...
very good ones...
very good .gave me alaugh
very funny*
brilliant hun, loved them, pmsl
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hahahahahaha!!!
good ones!!
I wasn't in the Christmas mood, but with those you have put me in the mood. Thanks for those.
brilliant ones
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