Tell me your best joke I need a good laugh ?!
Question: Please clean and funny. I will choose the best answer and of course rate it the highest.
Answers: Please clean and funny. I will choose the best answer and of course rate it the highest.
guess what!?
chicken butt =)
Whats green 6 foot long and if it falls out of a tree will kill ya?
A snooker table,
kinda lame but hey, but thats the stuff that science teachers come out with now....
Little kid sits on a park bench next to an old man.
Kid starts eating candy bar after candy bar.
Old man says, "kid, what are you doing, it's too much sugar and it's just not good for you!"
Little kid says, "well, my granpappy lived to be 105!"
Old man says, "wow, that's impressive, but did he eat candy bar after candy bar?"
Little kid says, "No he minded his own effing business!"