Your mama's sooo ugly!?!
Question: When she was running from zombies in dawn of the dead, they shot her because they thought she was one, lol
Answers: When she was running from zombies in dawn of the dead, they shot her because they thought she was one, lol
Your Mama's So Ugly
She makes blind children cry !
her shadow ran away from her!
I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a pay check!
that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
her dentist treats her by mail-order!
she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back!
the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty!
she looks like she got hit with a bag of "What the ****?!?!"!
Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
even the elephant man paid to see her.!
that if ugly were a crime, she'd get the electric chair!
when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows!
they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks!
she has to trick or treat over the phone!
she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares!
my dog took one look at her and ran away!
that when she was a baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot!
when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains!
she has to creep up on water to get a drink!
they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars!
they know what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock!
she practices birth control by leaving the lights on!
we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation!
the psychiatrist makes her lie face down!
Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant!
her face is like a peice of modern art you can't tell what it is!
it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries!
when she was born the doctor smacked everyone!
it looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!