Why do people say ? funny......?!
Question: (1) There are those who say," It's always the last place you look."
Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
(2) Why say," Did you see that?" while you are watching a movie. Nope, I paid 100 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. You're the only one who comes to actually watch the movie.
(3) When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement then there must have been something before it. Can't seem to make up our minds, can we?
(4) When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks," Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here.
(5) You're eating something and someone asks," Is that nice?" No it's really revolting. I always eat stuff I hate
Answers: (1) There are those who say," It's always the last place you look."
Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
(2) Why say," Did you see that?" while you are watching a movie. Nope, I paid 100 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. You're the only one who comes to actually watch the movie.
(3) When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement then there must have been something before it. Can't seem to make up our minds, can we?
(4) When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks," Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here.
(5) You're eating something and someone asks," Is that nice?" No it's really revolting. I always eat stuff I hate
What are you doing that for? because i am totally bored uhh, how crazy, i think we all do it at times, oh another old fav, "if you fall off that wall and break your neck don't come crying to me" i love em, nice one have a star. take care and good luck.
its true very funny. i got someone sees you doing something wrong and asks what are you doing
verry good
true all the way there stuff my dad says. really anoying isnt it
because it nice to ask because you might know the ture view while we just might see the image
really anyone who has enough time to sit around and come up with this stupid crap to waste they're y!a points on needs a job or a life
amen sister!
yeah that's right!!!
you would really enjoy some of George Carlin's comedy routines.
What really annoys me is why people point at their wrist when asking the time. Do I point at my crotch when asking where the bathroom is?!
Yeah, I agree. The last one is very true.
so true........
All good ones. These are the same people that say:
"Yuck this smells so awful. Here you smell it."--Gee, no thanks
"Oh I know your name, I just can't think of it."--It's Bob
"Oh yeah, that's right."---No I was just kidding, I don't know my name either.
You go to say KFC by yourself and order the 21 piece bucket and five sides and drinks and the counter guy asks "Is this to go?"---No I'm just going to start eating right here and be done by next week
This goes with New and Improved: "Up to 50% off and more!"
So is it up to 75% off?
Thanks for the laughs.