What do you think of these?? They made me giggle!?!
Question: A man walks into a bar and says "Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack".
The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says "Another".
The bartender pours another. The man downs it and says "Another".
As the bartender pours the third glass he says, "Mister you drink like you have a problem. Want to talk about it?"
The man says, "Ten years, ten years I've been married to my wife, and today I go home a little early to surprise her, and I find my best friend, MY BEST FRIEND, in bed having sex with her."
The bartender says "Geez, what did you say."
The man says " I told him, BAD DOG! BAD DOG!"
and.......
A husband and wife had been having a difficult time financially for quite awhile.
The wife, who was of course very attractive and who had a healthy sexual appetite, was getting a little restless sitting home all the time.
She asked her husband, who was very trusting and not jealous in the least,if he would mind if she had sex..
Answers: A man walks into a bar and says "Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack".
The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says "Another".
The bartender pours another. The man downs it and says "Another".
As the bartender pours the third glass he says, "Mister you drink like you have a problem. Want to talk about it?"
The man says, "Ten years, ten years I've been married to my wife, and today I go home a little early to surprise her, and I find my best friend, MY BEST FRIEND, in bed having sex with her."
The bartender says "Geez, what did you say."
The man says " I told him, BAD DOG! BAD DOG!"
and.......
A husband and wife had been having a difficult time financially for quite awhile.
The wife, who was of course very attractive and who had a healthy sexual appetite, was getting a little restless sitting home all the time.
She asked her husband, who was very trusting and not jealous in the least,if he would mind if she had sex..
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
Cheers lady.!!
Funny
stupid... instead of cutting down on time *gg*
lol, very good!
HA ha ha
Funny! she's so dumb!
Haha Lol!
BAD DOG! HAHA
-Ryko
well.lol
Bartender... ANOTHER!!!!
lol good ones :) !!!