I like your thinking?!
Question: A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.
"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."
Is that a smart boy or what?! Please star if you like it!
Answers: A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.
"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."
Is that a smart boy or what?! Please star if you like it!
Cheeky cheeky little man!! and a naught teacher as well !!!
Wow. What is interesting is how fast my mind went in the gutter.
actually he asked a question and gave 3 choices and it was supposed to chose 1 of the 3
he is just trying to let her down
he is a naughty not smart
Boys are smarter nowadays.
LOL
Nice one!
A star for u!!
your answer should have alot of alternatives answers so it is not about smart it is about the evluation of this alternatives
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was simply hilarious! Had my head in the gutter for a little while knowing Little Johnny! Of course you get a star!!!
Haha I Love Little Johnny Jokes!
good one
never heard of this kind
boys r always smart n even naughty
the boy is trying to get out of track n asking teacher such kind of question so that she should never ask such kind of a stupid question again!!!!!!!!!!!
actually in first question the boy answer was right.
ha ha ha ha i have the mind of a right old slapper!!!!thats a very good joke tho!
lmao
In the first q, the correct answer according to the teacher was "four birds WERE LEFT" which means left alive.
And for the second q, Little Johny just wanted to confuse the teacher and he actually succeeded, it's logical that a married will have a wedding ring, isn't it?
He wanted to revenge and managed to.