What are some of your favorite jokes that you used to tell in grade school?!
Question: I always liked those diarrhea poems
"When your sittin on the pot
and you feel something hot
diarrhea
diarrhea"
Oh I still laugh at them!!!
Answers: I always liked those diarrhea poems
"When your sittin on the pot
and you feel something hot
diarrhea
diarrhea"
Oh I still laugh at them!!!
What do you call a fish with no eye?
fsh. (no i)
Knock knock
Whose there
Yo mama!
whats invisible and smells like carrots...
bunny farts...xxx
a mushroom walks into a gay bar, and the bar tender looks up and says "hey! we don't serve your kind around here!"
and the mushroom says, "why? i'm a fungi" (fun-guy)
i used to tell it all the time in 7th grade...haha
if 2 is company and 3's a crowd, what are 4 & 5? 9!!!
ha. ha. ha.
oh yeah-- and "circle circle dot dot, now i got my cootie shot!" lol
What is the biggest insect in the world?
answer: giANT
yo momma jokes.yo momma so short when she sit on the curb she can swing her legs back and forth
1. Why is turtle wax so expensive??
Because their ears are so small!
2. Why did the moron keep a hanger in his back seat??
Just in case he locked his keys in the car.
Yo Mama's so fat jokes.. Loved them
Want some..
They make me giggle!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"
Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.
Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!
Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own zip code!
Yo mamma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!
Yo mamma's so fat, she rents shade!
Yo mamma's so fat, she invented the lowrider!
Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats.
Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.
Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued."
Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!"
Yo mamma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.
Ahhahha
Well did they make you giggle?
Where do cows like to go on the weekend?
to the moooooovies!!!!!
What kinds of movies do pirates watch?
the ones that are rated arrrrr!
Will you remember in a week?
yes
Will you remember me in a month?
yes
Will you remember me in a year?
yes
Knock Knock
Who's there?
See, you've forgotten me already!
A horse walks into a bar. And the bartender says why the long face?
Hiya Dall!
i love normal jokes not knock knock ones or Mr Mr nor Dr Dr!! there SO boring! and are always ones you've heard before!!
now a decent one is SO different like English Irish and Scottish men jokes! it depends what age you are and the ordinance your telling them to! you can't tell slutty jokes to 7 year old's! if you're having a lot of problems just get a really old joke book because in it will be ones that people have forgotten!!!
hope this helps !! good luck!xx
wts red with black spots?.....
evn till today i dnt kno the answer....
Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
A: Get in the car, Robin.
Knock, knock
Who's There?
Interrupting cow
Interupting c....
Moooooooo
why did the jolly green giant kick out of the garden???
cuz he took a pea/pee
its better when you say it lol
why didn't the chicken cross the street? or why was the cookie in the hospital lol