I need a rhyme for turning 30?!
Question: i need a rhyme for turning 30 that i can put on a sign in public.
Answers: i need a rhyme for turning 30 that i can put on a sign in public.
All your life your thoughts have been dirty,
Enjoy while your mind and body are able,
Because now, my friend, you're turning thirty
And nature's about to turn the table.
[Insert Name Here] is turning 30
And s/he wants you to get down and dirty
That'll get 'em for sure.
Im so depressed, lets get drunk and dirty, this old B!tch just turned 30
This one is slightly used for a different number, but it could be used with this one as well...
Lordy, lordy
Looks whose 30
Turning 30, I don't mine.
I am like a fine wine,
Better with age is what they say,
A great body, with nice legs,
I can warm you up and make you dizzy,
And the best part, I can make you want more
after I am gone...