Depending on your sense of humor, these are funny sex jokes?!
Question: The teacher is posing puzzles for one of her first-grade boys:
Q. What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?
A. Pockets.
Q. What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, and delicious and contains a thin whitish liquid?
A. Coconut.
Q. What goes in hard and pink, then comes out soft and sticky?
A. Bubblegum.
Q. What word starts with an F and ends in K that means lots of heat and excitement"
A. Fire Truck.
and finally...
Q. A finger goes in me, you fiddle with me when you're bored, and the best man always has me first?
A Wedding Ring.
Answers: The teacher is posing puzzles for one of her first-grade boys:
Q. What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?
A. Pockets.
Q. What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, and delicious and contains a thin whitish liquid?
A. Coconut.
Q. What goes in hard and pink, then comes out soft and sticky?
A. Bubblegum.
Q. What word starts with an F and ends in K that means lots of heat and excitement"
A. Fire Truck.
and finally...
Q. A finger goes in me, you fiddle with me when you're bored, and the best man always has me first?
A Wedding Ring.
Wow they funny to the bone
I love 'em all! *star*
UMMMMMM they were okay. The bubblegum one came out when I was in like the 3rd grade, and I'm 25 now, so yeah kind of old.
LOL, nice one there:)
LMAO
cool, love it.
always in the mod for sex jokes! keep em coming.. get it coming! LOL
good one
5* for u
Oldies but goodies
No doubt about it they do carry a bit of humor, the fourth joke had me laughing to myself!