A drunk goes to the fair and has a go on the firing range...?!
Question: Amazingly he hits three ducks and is given a baby tortoise as his prize. He goes off happily, but half an hour later comes back and asks for three more shots.
To everyones astonishment he hits three more ducks and the attendant asks him what prize he would like this time?
The drunk staggers a bit and says...I'll have another crunchy pie please......
Answers: Amazingly he hits three ducks and is given a baby tortoise as his prize. He goes off happily, but half an hour later comes back and asks for three more shots.
To everyones astonishment he hits three more ducks and the attendant asks him what prize he would like this time?
The drunk staggers a bit and says...I'll have another crunchy pie please......
that's just wrong. funny but wrong
TRY AGAIN...
lol
Bummer.
Hmmm was'nt expecting that ending so okay 1 star
lol i chuckled so have a star
THAT'S GROSS AND STUPID.
thats funny
HaHa
Cute joke. If this is a question... I say... maybe?
Ha ha ha.!!!
Cheers.!!
good 'un!! sick just like I like 'em
Sick...but humorous. Two thumbs up!
That took me about 20 seconds to get, I just woke up, halarious!
oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh not nice but very funny
was it meat and tattie
lol,star.
Poor baby tortoise................
I was truly amused by the amount of people you offended ;)
fell sorry 4 da torisse
you sick sick man ... making jokes about alcoholics like that ... how dare you
lol...
it just made me smile =)
funny
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Gross, but funny
ewww!
meow
That is so sad.....
but very funny.