Lawyer's Bad Day?!
Question: A lawyer came home late after a bad day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was to be hanged at midnight . His plea for clemency to the governor had failed. He was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he went through the door, his wife started on him. About time you got home. Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it. She went on and on. Too tired to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he got a drink and headed for a long, shower. While he was in the shower, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, Joe Wright , had been granted a stay of execution. Wright would not be hanged tonight. Realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she went to give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his feet. They're not hanging Wright tonight, she said. To which he turned around and screamed, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO YOU EVER STOP?
Answers: A lawyer came home late after a bad day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was to be hanged at midnight . His plea for clemency to the governor had failed. He was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he went through the door, his wife started on him. About time you got home. Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it. She went on and on. Too tired to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he got a drink and headed for a long, shower. While he was in the shower, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, Joe Wright , had been granted a stay of execution. Wright would not be hanged tonight. Realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she went to give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his feet. They're not hanging Wright tonight, she said. To which he turned around and screamed, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO YOU EVER STOP?
lol, he thought she was talking about his...2 little soldiers, good stuff, lol
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