How cool is chuck norris?!
Question: VERY COOL
Answers: VERY COOL
chuck norris is so cool that under his beard he doesn't have a chin but there's another fist...haha..my bro told me that
a friend and i were talking about the end of the world
he goes, "the Armageddon will come one day and wipe out all humans on the face of the earth...except chuck norris."
I'd say he's pretty cool
He's currently suing Burger King because they refused to put razor blades on his Whopper, Chcuk insists this is "His Way"
Whe God said, "Let there be light" Chuck said "Say Please"
hes so cool that now his old and gonna be dead
and bruce lee once owned him
and TONY JAA is gonna be bad-a.s.s and will kick norris, jackie chan, jet li and van damme's a.s.s
Chuch Norris is so powerful that his tears can cure cancer..... Too bad he never cries. :-D Chuck Norris once took sleeping pills, they made him blink.----- When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be safe! Haha -----Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, thats why there are no signs of life there.-----
he's soooo cool he can throw a kid into the sun
he's sooo cool he eats kids
he's soooooo cool the boogieman checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris
he's so cool he can roundhouse kick you yesterday
he's sooo cool he used to wash his clothes in the ocean but everyone was complaining about the tsunamis.
he's sooo cool he used to be a paper boy and there were no survivors.