Confession funny or not?!
Question: A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her
9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom
cupboard to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in
there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a football."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "￡250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
the cupboard together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have football boots."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "￡750"
Man - "Sold."
A few days later, the boys father says to the boy, "Grab your boots and
football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer. The boy says, "I
can't, I sold my ball and boots." The father asks, "How much did you sell
them for?"
Boy -"￡1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That
is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and
make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that **** again. You're in my cupboard now"
Answers: A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her
9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom
cupboard to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in
there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a football."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "￡250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
the cupboard together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have football boots."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "￡750"
Man - "Sold."
A few days later, the boys father says to the boy, "Grab your boots and
football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer. The boy says, "I
can't, I sold my ball and boots." The father asks, "How much did you sell
them for?"
Boy -"￡1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That
is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and
make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that **** again. You're in my cupboard now"
HAHAHA ......good laugh....thanks.A big star for it..LOL
Brilliant
LMAO !
yep, thats a good one!
Yeah, it's funny.
that is a bloody goody one...I never saw that coming
Absoolutely marvellous. Iam starring you.
REALLY REALLY GOOD!
A ***STAR*** FROM ME!
Amazing....
Fantastic joke.
Great 1 you got a star from me.
Funny, consider it copied, pasted & emailed to many friends.
lol that was unexpected!
WHAT!!! The priest was the............!!
OMG! I didn't see that coming!
another great one mate
starred
old.
yep thats a good one
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
lol.
Ha ha ha.!!!
Another excellent joke Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! EXCELLENT!
OMG!!! it was the priest?
ROLMMFAO!!!
hahahahahahahahahaha
hehehe, another excellent one hun, pmsl
star time
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