3 DOGS funny or not?!
Question: 3 dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vet’s office. One is a Poodle, one is a Schnauzer and the other is a Great Dane. The Poodle turns to the Schnauzer and asks, “Why are you here?”
The Schnauzer responds, “I’m 17 years old. I don’t see or hear very well. I’ve been having accidents in the house. My owner says I’m too old and sick so he brought me here to be put to sleep.” The Schnauzer asks the poodle, “Why are you here?”
The Poodle responds, “I’ve not been myself lately. I’ve been especially high strung. I’ve been barking all the time, I’ve been snapping at people and I even bit one of the neighbor’s kids. Nobody knows why this has been happening. My owner says he can’t risk me biting somebody else so he brought me here to be put to sleep.” The Poodle and Schnauzer ask the Great Dane why he is here.
The Great Dane responds, “My owner is this beautiful runway model. Yesterday she was walking around the house naked when she suddenly bent down to pick up something she dropped. She was bent over and naked when nature took over and the next thing I know I’m on top of her doing the doggie thing. I couldn’t help myself. ”
The Poodle asks, “So your owner brought you here to be put to sleep?”
The Great Dane says, “No, I’m just here to get my nails trimmed.”
Answers: 3 dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vet’s office. One is a Poodle, one is a Schnauzer and the other is a Great Dane. The Poodle turns to the Schnauzer and asks, “Why are you here?”
The Schnauzer responds, “I’m 17 years old. I don’t see or hear very well. I’ve been having accidents in the house. My owner says I’m too old and sick so he brought me here to be put to sleep.” The Schnauzer asks the poodle, “Why are you here?”
The Poodle responds, “I’ve not been myself lately. I’ve been especially high strung. I’ve been barking all the time, I’ve been snapping at people and I even bit one of the neighbor’s kids. Nobody knows why this has been happening. My owner says he can’t risk me biting somebody else so he brought me here to be put to sleep.” The Poodle and Schnauzer ask the Great Dane why he is here.
The Great Dane responds, “My owner is this beautiful runway model. Yesterday she was walking around the house naked when she suddenly bent down to pick up something she dropped. She was bent over and naked when nature took over and the next thing I know I’m on top of her doing the doggie thing. I couldn’t help myself. ”
The Poodle asks, “So your owner brought you here to be put to sleep?”
The Great Dane says, “No, I’m just here to get my nails trimmed.”
From a real dog lover (not in the same way as the Great Dane and the runway model, tho) I laughed so hard that my little terrier woke up !! THANKS !!
Very good
funny
Funny but not for all company. (wouldn't tell this one to grandma- unless she is particularly feisty).
hahaha. Great
Lol, very funny.. and not predictable..
Poor doggies though. :(
nope
Sorry
Don't get it
Am not into beastiality
yeah that is some funny **** there i got to pass that on to my friends they will get a good laugh on this thanks for the laugh
HA! Yes, that was funny! I didn't see the punch line coming so it caught me off guard and does indeed rate a grin. Thanks for the chuckle!
haha thats a good one lol :)
Lol, hilarious!
Dirty!!! lol loved it again!!!
This was how i heard it but the are both the same really!!!
There are three dogs waiting to see the vet a terrier a toy poddle and a great dane.
The poddle asks the terrier what he’s in for and the terrier says "I was doing fine with my owners until the baby came and they stoped even looking at me.
I got mad and bit the baby.
So there puting me down.
The terrier then asks the poddle what she’s in for and the puddle says "Im just getting old and mean. I bite when ever i can so there puting me down.
The terrier and the poddle then ask the great dane why he’s here and he says "I live with a beautiful super model who walk around the house naked alot.
One day she dropped something and bent down to get it. I was right behind her and I could not stop myself.
I jumped up on her and humped her like there was no tomorrow.
The terrier then says "so she’s puting you down" and hangs his head in sadness. The great dane replys "No I’m just here to have my nails clipped!"
brilliant
o_O
Borrowing...
ha ha ha good one
starred
funny
this story is blatently about you and your dog haha
hahaha that is one good joke. Thanks
That was very interesting...
brilliant
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Ha ha ha.!!!
Great joke there Chris.!!!
She likes him, lol.!!!
10/10.
Cheers mate.!!
ewwww!!!
nasty!!
funny!!
hehehe, you on a roll hun, pmsl
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Not funny,childish and very crude, dont give up your day job!