A couple of quickies funny or not?!


Question: One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife …
dressed in a very sexy nightie. “Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.”

So he tied her up and went golfing.


A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!”

The husband said, “Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”

“Doesn’t matter,” she said. “Just get the hell out.”


Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.


Answers: One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife …
dressed in a very sexy nightie. “Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.”

So he tied her up and went golfing.


A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!”

The husband said, “Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”

“Doesn’t matter,” she said. “Just get the hell out.”


Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

last line i like the most...LOL.... but women will kill u ..u know that..LOL

Funny

quite good.

lol
funny
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hehe :)

Lol very good

me likes =D

Original versions of the following-

A man came home, screeching his car into the driveway, and ran into the house. He slammed the door and shouted at the top of his lungs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!”

The wife says, “Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”

“Doesn’t matter,” says he. “Just get the hell out.”


Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the wife.

the 2nds hillarious lol :)

the first one would hav been more better if it was;

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife …
dressed in a very sexy nightie. “Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.”

So he tied her up and raped the servant

quite good and this one for u...


To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10/10

Heres 1 4 u. prison officer looks in cell sees paddy hanging by his feet asked him what he was doing Paddy said trying 2 hang myself officer said your doing it wrong gotta tie rope round neck Paddy said i've tried that but i could'nt breathe

ha ha ha liked them
starred

Yes those are good. Thanks again.

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

Ha ha ha.!!!
Short and sweet.!!!
Cheers mate.!!

hilarious!!

starred!!

hehehe, very good hun, pmsl

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