Dirty Test Message?!


Question: does anyone have any good dirty text mess.
ex. heard they have a new stamp in it has a dick on it! And you didnt know witch side to lick!


Answers: does anyone have any good dirty text mess.
ex. heard they have a new stamp in it has a dick on it! And you didnt know witch side to lick!

I wanted to mail you something sexy but the mail man told me to get my dumb @$$ out of the mail box.

If the pilgrims killed a cat instead of a turkey we'd all have ***** on thanksgiving.

I was think about you...thinking about me...thinking about you and me...thinking about us...and I got so confused I started thinking about myself for an hour.

Have a great day!

Ummm...that's stupid. Grow up please.

Please don't ever breed.

No actually, I don't have any dirty text messages to pass on. However, I would suggest that the first two people who responded follow the second responders advice and not breed. I swear I lost 80 IQ points just from reading their comments.

For the female who posted (sorry, forgot your name/number combo, must have been sucked away by the two previous posters): Awesome post! Liked each one.

A Japanese girl was having sex and accidentally farted.....She told the guy. Me so sorry. Front hole so happy made back hole laugh out loud.

You are so sexy, you drive me insane. You f*ck me so hard I'm always in pain. You're sexy voice puts me in slumber. Oh, sorry, I got the wrong number.



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