When God created Canada?!
Question: On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said "Today I am going to create a land called Canada.
It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty - it shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, and beautiful sparkly lakes bountiful with carp and trout. There shall be forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs overlooking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."
God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."
"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?"
"No, not really." God replied... "Just wait and see the neighbours I am going to give them!"
Answers: On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said "Today I am going to create a land called Canada.
It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty - it shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, and beautiful sparkly lakes bountiful with carp and trout. There shall be forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs overlooking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."
God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."
"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?"
"No, not really." God replied... "Just wait and see the neighbours I am going to give them!"
Ha ha ha and what neighbours they got eh,,,,,V good
Oh dear!
hahahahaha, but it is kinda harsh & mean = D * 10/10
It's funny because it's true.
geez hope no americans read this
Nice one
even tho im an american..
@_@
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ohhhhhhh...lovely & brilliant
haha... poor canada... lolz
funny
Thank you michelle. That was an awesome joke.
gd:)
they're gonna love this
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totally true. very funny star!
very funny
Oh yesssssss!!!
Nice one great joke.
well it`s true .lol
but why did canada get forest`s and the usa only get a bush .lol
Brilliant
Great dear hats off to u.....
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ha ha i like that one :) :)
good one.
hehehe, brilliant hun, pmsl
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lol poor canadians !
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent one Mechelle.!!!
Cheers for a smile.!!
Hahaha. I don't know much about Canada, but we Americans are pretty awful. If I wasn't American, I'd hate us too.