Genuine Letters.?!
Question: Extracts from letters sent to Manchester City Council's repairs division:
I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.
The lavatory is blocked, this is caused by the boys next door throwing balls on the roof.
The toilet is cracked, where do I stand?
I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.
I'm still having trouble with the smoke in my built-in drawers.
I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
Our lavatory seat has broken in half and is now in three pieces.
I want some repairs doing to my cooker, as it has backfired and burnt its knob off.
The toilet is blocked and I can't bath the children until it is mended.
The person next door has a large erection in his back garden which is unsightly and dangerous.
Will you please send someone around to mend our broken path, yesterday my wife tripped and fell on it and now she is pregnant.
Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone round to do something about it.
Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink
Answers: Extracts from letters sent to Manchester City Council's repairs division:
I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.
The lavatory is blocked, this is caused by the boys next door throwing balls on the roof.
The toilet is cracked, where do I stand?
I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.
I'm still having trouble with the smoke in my built-in drawers.
I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
Our lavatory seat has broken in half and is now in three pieces.
I want some repairs doing to my cooker, as it has backfired and burnt its knob off.
The toilet is blocked and I can't bath the children until it is mended.
The person next door has a large erection in his back garden which is unsightly and dangerous.
Will you please send someone around to mend our broken path, yesterday my wife tripped and fell on it and now she is pregnant.
Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone round to do something about it.
Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink
Love them all...(all the jokes u post on Y!A really worth a chuckle)
Keep more coming!!
thank you for this.
I got a kick out of it.
Ha ha ha good ones thanks,,,,,
ha that one made me laugh. and i dont laugh at many jokes
lol .... niceeee!!!
Brilliant
Nice one!
A star for u!!
Loved it :)
you get a star for this
haha got me laughing away ^^
All very good. The one about the erection in the back garden did make me laugh.
excellent start my dear
star award
hahahaha but im kinda sad that its your the last joke : (. thank you very much. you definitely made my day.
good luck.
very good
My first morning laugh. Thanks
like m a lot .lol
gud one as usual!!!
happy posting.......
funny. i could hardly read it, my eyes are watering.
these cracked me up hun, pmsl
star time
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haha funny
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny ones again Mechelle.!!!
Unbelievable, that's people for you, lol.!!!
Thanks for a laugh.!!