Are you a joke around person? Then please help me!?!
Question: I want to know very funny jokes, riddles, or even short stories!
Please share your ideas with me!
Answers: I want to know very funny jokes, riddles, or even short stories!
Please share your ideas with me!
Hi Don, if u would like to i can send u some to your email i have to prepare it.
ciao
I come up with stupid comebacks. Or one of my favorites is so, if someone says something you dont understand say "I dont understand what ___ just said, so I'll talk about chickens..." or "OK, so a guy walks up to me and asks 'Whats punk' so i kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk' so then he kicks over a garbage can and says 'That's punk?' then i say 'No, thats trendy!!!' " oooohh!!! a great joke. ok
You: "There's a guy with no arms and no legs, how does he get a cross the freeway?"
Other person: "I dont know" or whatever they say
You: "I'll give you a hint, take the f out of free adn the f out of way."
Other Person: (it might take them a while to figure this out) "There si no f in way (effin way)
You: You get it? No effin way!"
all my jokes are immature cause i am. and most of them i got from other people. the chicken one i got form Tre Cool, the punk one i got from Billie Joe, and the no effin way i got from my friend, rhea.
my fionce always has something to say about every word/sentence you say so now i can its fun but you never want to go to far with it