Ever Heard This One.........?!?!?!?!?!
Question: There was a plane about to crash, and the pilot was dead. There were only 4 people on the plane: The smartest man in the world, a teacher, an old man, and a little boy. Problem was, there were only 3 parchutes.
"I am the smartest man in the world, I deserve a parachute" said the smartest man in the world. He took a pack and jumped out.
"I have given an education to many kids, I deserve a parachute" said the teacher. She also took a pack and jumped out.
"I have lived a very long time. Little boy, you deserve the parachute" said the old man.
"No" said the little boy, "We can both have one because the smartest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack."
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Answers: There was a plane about to crash, and the pilot was dead. There were only 4 people on the plane: The smartest man in the world, a teacher, an old man, and a little boy. Problem was, there were only 3 parchutes.
"I am the smartest man in the world, I deserve a parachute" said the smartest man in the world. He took a pack and jumped out.
"I have given an education to many kids, I deserve a parachute" said the teacher. She also took a pack and jumped out.
"I have lived a very long time. Little boy, you deserve the parachute" said the old man.
"No" said the little boy, "We can both have one because the smartest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack."
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I think it is hilarious and shows that the supposedly smartest man in the world wasnt very smart. Again hahaha.
I heard this joke a long time ago, but it is still funny.
nice
To answer your question, yes i've heard it before. Er, read it before. It's been posted about 6 times in the last couple of days
Thats hilarious! One of the best jokes ever!
really smart
ROFLBHODTIMEPIMP (rolling on floor laughing, banging head on desk, tears in my eyes, peeing in my pants) that is soooooooooooooooo fuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyy...
i heard a different version with the pope jumping with the backpack. not the best joke, you could have done better
Yeah like...2 years ago. But still a funny joke!!
too old to be funny
haha that's funny
star for you :]
very cute!!!!!!
that's what people get for being selfish
ya i heard it thats i posted it like yesterday
but oh well as long as u didnt see it from me then we good
and u changed the people
i never heard it before but it was funny