Ok last one folks funny or not?!
Question: Jakie returns to New York after being away for 30 years. He jumps into a taxi and tells the cabbie, "Take me to the Stork Club!" The cabbie answers, "Are you kidding? The Stork Club closed Years ago." "How about the Copa?" he asks. "That too," exclaims the driver. "Well," he asks,"What is still open?" The driver says, "The only one of the old clubs still around is the Hi Hat Club." "I used to go there," he exclaimes, "Let's go."
After a few drinks at the Hi Hat, Jakie goes into the mens' room where he sees runs into the old toilet caretaker. "Irving," he exclaims, "I can't believe you are still here working the toilet! How long have you been here?" "Forty years," Irving answers. Jakie asks, "So, how are you doing?" "Not so great," Irving answers. "It's not like the old days. Now all the drunks come in and throw up in the stalls. And all the druggies come in and shoot up. It's really disgusting!" "Why do you stay?" asks Jakie. Irving replies, "Every once in awhile a gentleman like you comes in to take a crap, it's like a breath of fresh air!"
Answers: Jakie returns to New York after being away for 30 years. He jumps into a taxi and tells the cabbie, "Take me to the Stork Club!" The cabbie answers, "Are you kidding? The Stork Club closed Years ago." "How about the Copa?" he asks. "That too," exclaims the driver. "Well," he asks,"What is still open?" The driver says, "The only one of the old clubs still around is the Hi Hat Club." "I used to go there," he exclaimes, "Let's go."
After a few drinks at the Hi Hat, Jakie goes into the mens' room where he sees runs into the old toilet caretaker. "Irving," he exclaims, "I can't believe you are still here working the toilet! How long have you been here?" "Forty years," Irving answers. Jakie asks, "So, how are you doing?" "Not so great," Irving answers. "It's not like the old days. Now all the drunks come in and throw up in the stalls. And all the druggies come in and shoot up. It's really disgusting!" "Why do you stay?" asks Jakie. Irving replies, "Every once in awhile a gentleman like you comes in to take a crap, it's like a breath of fresh air!"
Not as good as your usuals!
Crap, and.... crap.
it looks to boring to read
not bad...... a bit long though
sorry hunny not brilliant!!! You can do better than this!!
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Bad Bad Bad
there was no twinge of evn a smile on my face..unamused
They're both really boring. They're just too long. Try simplfying them up. Take out the stuff you don't really need.
well ...funny ... although I didn't get if it's just 1joke or 2...
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The second one made my lips twitch but that's about it.
meh..
nope i wasnt amused.. a little bit not not enuff to be a lol moment... sorry
are you high?
it looks boreing
Funny! 10!
not funny sorry
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
hehehe, excellent hun, pmsl
loved it
star
10/10
Good one
Yeh u know the old ppl didn't like the second one.......LOl good laugh
lol good have a star
no offense but those really werent that funny SORRY!!