Can't do that in here.?!
Question: Two Scotsman are touring Yorkshire and they decide they would like a pint and something to eat.
Being of the thrifty sort from Aberdeen, they don't want to get stung paying fancy prices for pub grub, so they stop off at a cornershop and buy a round of sandwiches each.
The go into a nice wee pub and order their beers and sit down. Just as they produce their sandwiches and start to eat them, the landlord bangs his fist on the counter.
"Oi, oi! You two! You are not allowed to eat your own sandwiches in here."
The Scotsman look at each other, shrug their shoulders...
...and swap their sandwiches!
Answers: Two Scotsman are touring Yorkshire and they decide they would like a pint and something to eat.
Being of the thrifty sort from Aberdeen, they don't want to get stung paying fancy prices for pub grub, so they stop off at a cornershop and buy a round of sandwiches each.
The go into a nice wee pub and order their beers and sit down. Just as they produce their sandwiches and start to eat them, the landlord bangs his fist on the counter.
"Oi, oi! You two! You are not allowed to eat your own sandwiches in here."
The Scotsman look at each other, shrug their shoulders...
...and swap their sandwiches!
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hahahahahaha , quite good lol
cant stomach it
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very good
10/10*
hehehe, ain't just like them, pmsl
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hahahaha
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Top of the line joke. lol.
Hhaa!
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hahaha,very good.thnx,10/10.
very good
10/10.lol
Swap their sandwiches so it wouldn't be their own. hahaha that is hilarious.
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