International Tensions, funny?!
Question: An American captain meets up with his new First Officer and they don't get along very well.
"I have to tell you I don't like Chinese people" the captain tells him first off.
"Why you no like Chinese?" says the astonished wee man.
"Because you lot bombed Pearl Harbour!" thunders the irate master.
"No, no, no!" yells the Chinaman, "Japanese bomb Pearl Harbour, no Chinese!"
The captain is not impressed
"Japananese, Chinese, Vietnamese, ...all the same to me!" he bellows.
There is a silence of about twenty minutes as they stare away from each other.
"Me no like the Jews." the First Officer says suddenly.
The captain, being Jewish, is perturbed by this.
"Why don't you like the Jews?" he said
"Because Jewish people sink Titanic." returns the FO.
The captain bursts out laughing, "It was an iceberg that sunk the Titanic!" he says
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Speilberg, Rosenberg...all the same to me!"
Answers: An American captain meets up with his new First Officer and they don't get along very well.
"I have to tell you I don't like Chinese people" the captain tells him first off.
"Why you no like Chinese?" says the astonished wee man.
"Because you lot bombed Pearl Harbour!" thunders the irate master.
"No, no, no!" yells the Chinaman, "Japanese bomb Pearl Harbour, no Chinese!"
The captain is not impressed
"Japananese, Chinese, Vietnamese, ...all the same to me!" he bellows.
There is a silence of about twenty minutes as they stare away from each other.
"Me no like the Jews." the First Officer says suddenly.
The captain, being Jewish, is perturbed by this.
"Why don't you like the Jews?" he said
"Because Jewish people sink Titanic." returns the FO.
The captain bursts out laughing, "It was an iceberg that sunk the Titanic!" he says
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Speilberg, Rosenberg...all the same to me!"
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