Special Cruise, funny.?!
Question: A blonde walks along the High Street and notices a sign pointing down an alley which reads "Cruise Special - Only £59"
She goes down this little seedy alley and at the end of it is a dingy travel agents.
She goes in and puts £59 on the counter.
"I'd like that cruise special!" she says
The guy promptly leads her into the back room, straps her onto a great big plastic tube, carries it and her down to the river and throws her in.
Another blonde sees the sign, goes down the alley, and she too asks for the £59 Cruise Special. The same thing happens to her.
As both dizzy blondes float down the river, one turns to the other and says "Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?"
The other replies, "Well, they didn't last year!"
Answers: A blonde walks along the High Street and notices a sign pointing down an alley which reads "Cruise Special - Only £59"
She goes down this little seedy alley and at the end of it is a dingy travel agents.
She goes in and puts £59 on the counter.
"I'd like that cruise special!" she says
The guy promptly leads her into the back room, straps her onto a great big plastic tube, carries it and her down to the river and throws her in.
Another blonde sees the sign, goes down the alley, and she too asks for the £59 Cruise Special. The same thing happens to her.
As both dizzy blondes float down the river, one turns to the other and says "Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?"
The other replies, "Well, they didn't last year!"
Excellent joke thanks
ha ha cute
LOL..... What the hell?!
poor dumb blondes
lol good one darling a star
haha...that was too funny..
hahaha,funny.
Gotta Love those blonds...
hahaha another good'n lol
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
pmsl hun, good one
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That was deep! lol.
very funny
ahahahah lol
10/10
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