Special Cruise, funny.?!


Question: A blonde walks along the High Street and notices a sign pointing down an alley which reads "Cruise Special - Only £59"

She goes down this little seedy alley and at the end of it is a dingy travel agents.

She goes in and puts £59 on the counter.

"I'd like that cruise special!" she says

The guy promptly leads her into the back room, straps her onto a great big plastic tube, carries it and her down to the river and throws her in.

Another blonde sees the sign, goes down the alley, and she too asks for the £59 Cruise Special. The same thing happens to her.

As both dizzy blondes float down the river, one turns to the other and says "Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?"

The other replies, "Well, they didn't last year!"


Answers: A blonde walks along the High Street and notices a sign pointing down an alley which reads "Cruise Special - Only £59"

She goes down this little seedy alley and at the end of it is a dingy travel agents.

She goes in and puts £59 on the counter.

"I'd like that cruise special!" she says

The guy promptly leads her into the back room, straps her onto a great big plastic tube, carries it and her down to the river and throws her in.

Another blonde sees the sign, goes down the alley, and she too asks for the £59 Cruise Special. The same thing happens to her.

As both dizzy blondes float down the river, one turns to the other and says "Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?"

The other replies, "Well, they didn't last year!"

Excellent joke thanks

ha ha cute

LOL..... What the hell?!

poor dumb blondes

lol good one darling a star

haha...that was too funny..

hahaha,funny.

Gotta Love those blonds...

hahaha another good'n lol

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

pmsl hun, good one

star time

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That was deep! lol.

very funny

ahahahah lol
10/10
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