Three old codgers??!
Question: Three old men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to
the first old man, "What is three times three?"
"274" was his reply.
The doctor worriedly says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is
three times three?"
"Tuesday" replies the second man.
The doctor sadly says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three
times three"?
"Nine" says the third man.
"That's great!" exclaims the doctor. "How did you get that"?
"Jeez, Doc, it's pretty simple," says the third man. "I just
subtracted 274 from Tuesday."
Answers: Three old men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to
the first old man, "What is three times three?"
"274" was his reply.
The doctor worriedly says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is
three times three?"
"Tuesday" replies the second man.
The doctor sadly says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three
times three"?
"Nine" says the third man.
"That's great!" exclaims the doctor. "How did you get that"?
"Jeez, Doc, it's pretty simple," says the third man. "I just
subtracted 274 from Tuesday."
Gadzooks - you learn something every day. I always thought Tuesday minus two hundred and seventy-four was eleventy-twelve. But thanks for correcting me.
(I'm eighty-two and five Wednesdays)
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maaaam!come and read this one it"s funny!!
thats blOOdy funny.
nice one son
Excellent!
It`s def a corker!
Loved it
what if it was monday?? funny i like it!
OMG...that is the best..
here the star...you deserve it
Funny! 10!
hehe nice one
it"s pretty simple!a star!
i think he knew is 274 time"s table!!l.o.l.
lol nice jokes...................
Good one keep them coming have a star
Funny!
worth friday points.lol
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
BWAHAHAHAHA!! OMG. Brilliant. You made my day mate