Tragic carpet?!
Question: The carpet fitter had lost his fags and matches. He saw a big bump in the middle of the new carpet he had just laid. "Bugger, that's me fags and matches." He wasn't about the pull up the carpet so he got his mallet and hammered the bump flat.
The lady of the house came into the room and said "You left your ciggies on the kitchen table, here they are- My budgie's got out again, you haven't seen it have you?"
Answers: The carpet fitter had lost his fags and matches. He saw a big bump in the middle of the new carpet he had just laid. "Bugger, that's me fags and matches." He wasn't about the pull up the carpet so he got his mallet and hammered the bump flat.
The lady of the house came into the room and said "You left your ciggies on the kitchen table, here they are- My budgie's got out again, you haven't seen it have you?"
sick but my taste! 12/10.
Silly and kinda funny. 7/10.
That one's probably as old as you are.
Still, you can't help that, can you?
As long as you keep a sense of humour... try that one in a few years' time, or even a few weeks or months. It'll get a good larf!
Squawk!
poor polly .lol
lol :)