Thoughts on agiing funny or true?!
Question: Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory. I forget the other two.
You’re getting old when you don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man. Isn’t that a bad time for a guy to get those odds?
You know you’re getting on in years when the girls at the office start confiding in you.
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.
Middle age is when you have stopped growing at both ends, and have begun to grow in the middle.
A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police.
You know you’re into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
Answers: Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory. I forget the other two.
You’re getting old when you don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man. Isn’t that a bad time for a guy to get those odds?
You know you’re getting on in years when the girls at the office start confiding in you.
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.
Middle age is when you have stopped growing at both ends, and have begun to grow in the middle.
A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police.
You know you’re into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
Ouch! a bit too close for comfort. lol.
My sons bought me a birthday card along the lines of when you are young you lift up your top to see your boobs, - when you are old you have to lift up your skirt to see your boobs!!
I kept a straight face but was howling with laughter inside.
Star,10, very funny,
not too far for me,those.............hahaha.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
HAHAHAHAHA very true indeed.....i witness it LOL
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent and true.!!!
Cheers Chris.!!!
10/10.!!
Hmmm... Trust you to tell me what I have in front of me. Lmao
i got some more years to go yet!! haha