Confessions of a virgin bride?!
Question: A couple are on their honeymoon and the new bride tells her husband to be gentle because she is a virgin. Shocked, the groom says:” But you've been married three times before!" "Yeah", she says, "but my first husband was a psychologist and only wanted to talk about it, my second husband was a gynaecologist and only wanted to look at it, and my third husband was a stamp collector and only wanted to........God, I miss him."
After a moment of silence, she then turns to her newest husband and says:" And since you're a lawyer, I know I'm going to get screwed."
Answers: A couple are on their honeymoon and the new bride tells her husband to be gentle because she is a virgin. Shocked, the groom says:” But you've been married three times before!" "Yeah", she says, "but my first husband was a psychologist and only wanted to talk about it, my second husband was a gynaecologist and only wanted to look at it, and my third husband was a stamp collector and only wanted to........God, I miss him."
After a moment of silence, she then turns to her newest husband and says:" And since you're a lawyer, I know I'm going to get screwed."
that is naughty! and i!m going to tell my mam!!
haha great joke... im gunna tell pplz haha
great joke
have heard this so many times but it still makes me smile!
lol
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i think thats really good and so do my mates in ma class lol
hehehe
now thats a good one!
hahahaha.
funny =]
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hahaha
lol
ha ha ha very good where did you find that one???
hahahaaha
funny
kudos to u