Don't trust pharmacists?!
Question: Brian was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted. Johnny,the owner, had had enough and warned Brian that the next sale he missed would be his last.
Just then a man walked in coughing and asked Brain for their best cough mixture. Try as he might, Brian could not find the cough mixture.
Remembering Johnny's warning he sold the man a box of Laxative and told him to take it all at once. The customer did as Brian instructed him in store and then walked outside and leaned against a lamp post.
Johnny had seen the whole thing and came over to ask Brain what had transpired.
"He wanted something for his cough but I couldn't find the cough mixture. I substituted it with a Laxative and told him to take it all at once", Brian explained.
Johnny shouted angrily, "Laxative won't cure the mans cough".
"Sure it will" Brain said, pointing a the man leaning on the post. "Look at him. He's afriad to cough"
Answers: Brian was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted. Johnny,the owner, had had enough and warned Brian that the next sale he missed would be his last.
Just then a man walked in coughing and asked Brain for their best cough mixture. Try as he might, Brian could not find the cough mixture.
Remembering Johnny's warning he sold the man a box of Laxative and told him to take it all at once. The customer did as Brian instructed him in store and then walked outside and leaned against a lamp post.
Johnny had seen the whole thing and came over to ask Brain what had transpired.
"He wanted something for his cough but I couldn't find the cough mixture. I substituted it with a Laxative and told him to take it all at once", Brian explained.
Johnny shouted angrily, "Laxative won't cure the mans cough".
"Sure it will" Brain said, pointing a the man leaning on the post. "Look at him. He's afriad to cough"
hahahaa,,,that is one superb joke,,,it's been a long time since I actually laughed at jokes posted here in Yahoo Answer,,,,Star for you my dear,,,,
hahaha
Bravo,nice one am laughing my lungs out!!Star 4u
That’s the truth
Nice one made me LOL