A funny joke?!
Question: i need a funnny joke (long story behind it) and i need a really good one
Please give me suggestions
Answers: i need a funnny joke (long story behind it) and i need a really good one
Please give me suggestions
A man checked into a hotel in Australia. There was a computer in his
room,so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally
typed the wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent
the e-mail.
Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from
her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting
messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen
which read:
To : My Loving Wife
Subject : I've Arrived
Date: May 27 2006
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now,
and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived
and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is
as uneventful as mine was.
P.s It is damn hot down here !!
This joke has a moral to it.
If you are an engineer you know that the obvious answer might not be right. And that regardless of how weird it is, facts are still facts
The president of GM got a message from someone.
"I recently purchased a car and something weird happens to it. See our family has a tradition that after dinner we go buy ice cream. Its different all the time so we have a vote. For some reason when its Vanilla on the way back the car wont start, but for other flavors it works fine. Is the car allergic to Vanilla?"
So he sends an engineer there
The engineer soon finds out that when they get vanilla it wont start. But for Chocolate or Strawberry ice cream it does start. He is confused. He continues to do test for a while, and he gets the same result. He starts taking detailed notes such as time of day, gas used, how long it takes, etc.
Then he found something out. The problem is the layout of the store. Vanilla is the most popular ice cream therefore it is at the beginning of the store for quick pick up. The other ones are all the way at the end. Thats when he though of why the car wont start. VAPOR LOCK! After a car is shut off vapor is released from the car. Since it takes a short time to get Vanilla not all the Vapor is gone. Thats why the car wont start!
MORAL OF THE STORY: While the situation may seem impossible there is always and answer
(Better Moral: CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM CURES VAPOR LOCK!!)
A young couple just got married, and they're driving off to their honeymoon getaway to spend their wedding night. As they drive along, the husband says to his new wife, "Honey, I have a confession to make."
She says, "What is it?"
He says, "You remember a couple of weeks ago, you were over at my folks house for dinner, and you stayed late, and they said you could spend the night in the guest room? Well, I remembered that you once said that you didn't wear anything to bed. And I know we said we were going to wait until we were married, but I wanted to get just a little peek ... you know like a "preview of coming attractions"? So I waited until you were asleep, and I tiptoed into your room, and lifted up the sheet, and I took a good look at you."
She says, "What did you think?"
He says, "I was thinking, I sure wish I had a camera."
She says, "What for?"
He says, "So I could take a picture."
She says, "And what would you do with it?"
He says, "I'd keep it with my so I could admire your beauty all day long."
She says, "Awww, that's sweet. Well, I have a little confession to make too."
He says, "What is it?"
She says, "You remember last week, you were over at my folks house for dinner, and you stayed late, and they said you could spend the night in the guest room? Well, I remembered that you said that you didn't wear anything to bed either. And I know we said we were going to wait until we were married, but I wanted to get just a little peek ... you know like a "preview of coming attractions"? So I waited until you were asleep, and I tiptoed into your room, and lifted up the sheet, and I took a good look at you."
He said, "What did you think?"
She said, "I was thinking, I sure wish I had a camera."
He said, "What for?"
She said, "So I could take a picture."
He said, "And what would you do with it?"
She said, "I'd have it enlarged."
A math teacher was teaching her students and she asked her class a question......
Teacher:I have 3 birds on a fence.....if i shoot one of them down , how many do I have left?
Student:None . The sound of the gunshot scared all the birds away.
Teacher : The answer is suppose to be 2.....but I like the way you think .
Student : Teacher , I have a question for you.
Three women are sitting on a bench eating ice cream.The first one is licking the ice cream on the side . The 2nd one is biting the cone and then the ice cream , and the 3rd one is sucking the whole thing in her mouth.....Which one is married?
Teacher : *while blushing*The 3rd one probably...
Student : No...its the one with an engagement ring....But i like the way you think!