He who drinks Australian , thinks Australian?!
Question: An Australian guy is travelling around the Greek
Islands .
He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by an
Australian Barmaid.
As she takes his order, a Foster's, she notices his
accent. Over the course of the evening they get
chatting. At the end of her shift he asks if she wants
to come back to his place.
Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then
offers to pay her $200 to sleep with him.
As she is travelling around the world, and is short
of funds, she agrees.
The next night the guy turns up again. Again he
orders Fosters and after showing her plenty of
attention, asks if she will sleep with him again for
$200. She remembers the night before and is only too
happy to agree.
This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy
comes in again, orders Fosters but goes and sits in
the corner. The barmaid thinks that if she pays him
more attention then, maybe she can shake some more
cash out of
him. So she goes over and sits next to him.
She asks him where he's from in Australia . - "
Melbourne ", he tells her.
"So am I. What suburb?" she enquires. "Glen Iris" he
replies.
"That's amazing........." she says excitedly,
"..........so am I - what street?"
" Cameo Street " he replies.
"This is unbelievable........." she says, her voice
quavering.
"What number?" "Number 20", he replies.
She is totally astonished.
"You are NOT going to believe this........", she
screams, "but I'm from number 22! My parents still
live there!"
"I know..." he says, "Your Dad gave me $1,000 to give
to you"
Answers: An Australian guy is travelling around the Greek
Islands .
He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by an
Australian Barmaid.
As she takes his order, a Foster's, she notices his
accent. Over the course of the evening they get
chatting. At the end of her shift he asks if she wants
to come back to his place.
Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then
offers to pay her $200 to sleep with him.
As she is travelling around the world, and is short
of funds, she agrees.
The next night the guy turns up again. Again he
orders Fosters and after showing her plenty of
attention, asks if she will sleep with him again for
$200. She remembers the night before and is only too
happy to agree.
This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy
comes in again, orders Fosters but goes and sits in
the corner. The barmaid thinks that if she pays him
more attention then, maybe she can shake some more
cash out of
him. So she goes over and sits next to him.
She asks him where he's from in Australia . - "
Melbourne ", he tells her.
"So am I. What suburb?" she enquires. "Glen Iris" he
replies.
"That's amazing........." she says excitedly,
"..........so am I - what street?"
" Cameo Street " he replies.
"This is unbelievable........." she says, her voice
quavering.
"What number?" "Number 20", he replies.
She is totally astonished.
"You are NOT going to believe this........", she
screams, "but I'm from number 22! My parents still
live there!"
"I know..." he says, "Your Dad gave me $1,000 to give
to you"
haha very good put a smile on my face as i'm feeling very ill so cheered me up.oh and did forget to say gud day mate hows it going down under fair dinkum.
heard that one before but that was nice too lol:)
HA!I burst out laughing!Thx 4 the joke.
Haha. What a bastard lol
right now... i am listening to the song Australia by the Jonas Brothers!! :)
far dinkum mate thats bonza ..........
Heh, heh, heh ROFLMAO !!!!!
HA! HA! just woke up that's cheered me up
OMG!!! Hahahahaha!!! thats great!
lol
haha!!!!!!!!!!! lol absolutely fantastic!!! thanks!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10