Just got this as an e-mail . Funny or not?!
Question: -----The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
threats that have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved".
Soon though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or
even "A Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the
blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been
re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance". The last time
"A Bloody Nuisance" warning level occurred was during the great fire
of 1666.
Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its
terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in
France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by
a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively
paralyzing the country's military capability.
It's not only the English and French who are on a heightened level of
alert. Italy has increased its alert level from "Shout Loudly and
Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing". Two more levels remain:
"Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides".
The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance"
to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs". Two higher levels remain:
"Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose".
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual and the only threat
they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish
Navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish Navy
Answers: -----The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
threats that have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved".
Soon though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or
even "A Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the
blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been
re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance". The last time
"A Bloody Nuisance" warning level occurred was during the great fire
of 1666.
Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its
terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in
France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by
a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively
paralyzing the country's military capability.
It's not only the English and French who are on a heightened level of
alert. Italy has increased its alert level from "Shout Loudly and
Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing". Two more levels remain:
"Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides".
The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance"
to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs". Two higher levels remain:
"Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose".
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual and the only threat
they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish
Navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish Navy
some people take a lot of pleasing don't they? Anyway I thought it was bl**dy funny (do you know why Italy is shaped like a boot? - well you'de never get all that sh!t in a shoe would you?).
9/10 & a star.
I didn't find it funny, entertaining yes, funny no.
It seemed to me that someone is such a unskilled comedian, that the only thing he/she could do to be funny, is to point out other nation's flaws.
I also see that America was left out, what? Don't know how to laugh at yourself once in a while?
It's really not that funny. Apparently someone took a long time putting this together, and trying to be clever with all these "funny cause it's true" rips on these countries, but I didn't even chuckle. I am sorry for whoever thought this was funny enough to pass along.
Why not just bin it, and read o loo-role! should be funnier.
funny!
somewhere on the internets there is sesame street version of the united states terror alert level system. good stuff.
It was an okay read. Not funny for me though.
AHAHA thats gold! I love it. Maybe coz I just had a history exam and this brightened my day! :)
Nice one.
Not so funny...then again I'm a harsh critic.
I thought it was humurous, but it left out us Americans! We should be able to laugh at ourselves, too!
Brilliant, especialy the French bit, so true.
Got me chuckling!
i loved it, its sooo funny, and so true. have a star.