Top ten reasons why trick or treating is better than sex.....?!


Question: 10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you so me.

6. It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.

5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the morning after.

1. You can do the whole neighborhood.


Answers: 10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you so me.

6. It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.

5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the morning after.

1. You can do the whole neighborhood.

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Thanks for the laugh

Uber Funny! Thanks

Uber Duber Funny

sorry lame-o

haha. good one :-p

umm almost a month too late

Hehe. I like #4.

Funny those top ten reason are great and so true i love the part you can do all the neighborhood

This is great! Being pregnant right now this rings more true! Candy, especially chocolate, rules! Thank goodness my daughter went trick or treating this year!

Nothing is better than sex.
Unless you get sex at every house you trick or treat.

Funny.

Haha, I love 4 and 1. Thanks for that laugh. :)

lol, thats great!

hahaha



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