What is the worst..?!
Question: chain mail letter you have ever gotten?
i hate chain mail and love to make fun of it, send me some crazy ones ok?
Answers: chain mail letter you have ever gotten?
i hate chain mail and love to make fun of it, send me some crazy ones ok?
this is the mos hilairius chainmail eva
Hello, my name is none of your business. I am
> >> >suffering from seven rare and deadly diseases, poor
> >> >scores on final exams, fear of being mauled by
> >> >squirrels, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion
> >> >chain letters sent to me by people who actually
> >> >believe that if you send them on, then that poor 6
> >> >year old girl in Arkansas with a potato growing out of
> >> >her forehead will be able to raise enough money to
> >> >have it removed before her redneck parents sell her
> >> >off to the traveling freak show.
> >> >
> >> >Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to
> >> >give you and everyone you send "his" email to $1000?
> >> >How stupid are you? Ooooh, looky here if I scroll down
> >> >this page and make a wish, I'll meet the girl (or guy)
> >> >of my dreams tomorrow. What a bunch of junk. So
> >> >basically, this message is directed to all the people
> >> >out there who have nothing better to do than to send
> >> >me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil letter
> >> >leprechauns will come into my house and write "I'm a
> >> >moron" on my forehead in permanent marker in my sleep
> >> >for not continuing the chain which was started by a
> >> >knight of the round table and was brought to this
> >> >country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it
> >> >makes it to the year 2007, it'll be in the Guinness
> >> >Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of
> >> >blatant stupidity. If you're going to forward
> >> >something, at least send me something mildly amusing.
> >> >I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest
> >> >friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human
> >> >being will somehow receive a nickel from some
> >> >omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. It's
> >> >getting old. Show a little intelligence and think
> >> >about what you're actually contributing to by sending
> >> >out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.
> >> >THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:
> >> >Chain Letter Type #1
> >> >(scroll down)
> >> >*
> >> >**
> >> >***
> >> >****
> >> >*****
> >> >****
> >> >***
> >> >**
> >> >*
> >> >Make a wish
> >> >*
> >> >**
> >> >***
> >> >****
> >> >*****
> >> >******
> >> >*******
> >> >********
> >> >*******
> >> >******
> >> >*****
> >> >****
> >> >***
> >> >**
> >> >*
> >> >No, really, go on and make one
> >> >*
> >> >**
> >> >***
> >> >****
> >> >*****
> >> >******
> >> >*******
> >> >********
> >> >*********
> >> >**********
> >> >***********
> >> >************
> >> >*************
> >> >************
> >> >***********
> >> >**********
> >> >********
> >> >*******
> >> >******
> >> >*****
> >> >****
> >> >***
> >> >**
> >> >*
> >> >Oh please, they'll never go out with you
> >> >*
> >> >**
> >> >***
> >> >****
> >> >*****
> >> >******
> >> >*******
> >> >********
> >> >*********
> >> >**********
> >> >*********
> >> >********
> >> >*******
> >> >******
> >> >*****
> >> >****
> >> >***
> >> >**
> >> >*
> >> >Wish something else
> >> >*
> >> >**
> >> >***
> >> >****
> >> >*****
> >> >******
> >> >*******
> >> >********
> >> >*******
> >> >******
> >> >*****
> >> >****
> >> >***
> >> >**
> >> >*
> >> >No, I'm sorry, we're out of ponies at the time being
> >> >*
> >> >**
> >> >***
> >> >****
> >> >*****
> >> >******
> >> >*******
> >> >********
> >> >*********
> >> >**********
> >> >***********
> >> >**********
> >> >*********
> >> >********
> >> >*******
> >> >******
> >> >*****
> >> >****
> >> >***
> >> >**
> >> >*
> >> >Have you forgotten why you're scrolling yet?
> >> >*
> >> >**
> >> >***
> >> >****
> >> >*****
> >> >******
> >> >*******
> >> >********
> >> >*******
> >> >******
> >> >*****
> >> >****
> >> >***
> >> >**
> >> >*
> >> >STOP
> >> >Wasn't that fun? :) Hope you made a great wish :) Now,
> >> >to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do.
> >> >First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in
> >> >the next 5 seconds, you will be kidnapped by ninja
> >> >elves and thrown off a high building into a pile of
> >> >manure. It's true Because, THIS letter isn't like all
> >> >of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE. Really.
> >> >Here's how it goes:
> >> >*Send this to 1 person: One person will be annoyed
> >> >with you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
> >> >*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be annoyed
> >> >with you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
> >> >*Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be annoyed
> >> >with you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and
> >> >may form a plot on your life.
> >> >*Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be
> >> >annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain
> >> >letter and will napalm your house. Thanks. Good Luck
> >> >Chain Letter Type #2
> >> >Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You
> >> >see there is a starving little boy in
> >> >Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no
> >> >parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be
> >> >saved, because for every time you pass this on, a
> >> >dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless
> >> >Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen
> >> >Fund. Oh, and remember, we have absolutely no way of
> >> >counting the emails sent and this is all a complete
> >> >load of junk. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5
> >> >people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if
> >> >you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will
> >> >die instantly. Thanks again.
> >> >
> >> >Chain Letter Type #3:
> >> >Hi there! This chain letter has been in existence
> >> >since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because
> >> >there was no email then and probably not as many email
> >> >addicts with nothing better to do. So this is how it
> >> >works:
> >> >1. Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes
> >> >or something horrible will happen to you like:
> >> >Bizarre Horror Story* #1:
> >> >Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on
> >> >Saturday. She had recently received this letter and
> >> >ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the
> >> >sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a
> >> >drainpipe in a flood of poop, and went flying out over
> >> >a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died
> >> >too. This Could Happen To You!
> >> >
> >> >Bizarre Horror Story* 2
> >> >Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in
> >> >his mail and ignored it. Later that day he was crushed
> >> >;by an anvil that was dropped by a plane that just
> >> >happened to be flying directly above him. This Could
> >> >Happen To You Too!!
> >> >2. Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley and
> >> >Bip. Just send this letter to all of your friends, and
> >> >everything will be okay.
> >> >
> >> >Chain Letter Type #4:
> >> >As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it
> >> >to every one of your friends.
> >> >Friends
> >> >Blah, Blah, Blah,
> >> >Friends,
> >> >Blah, Blah, Blah.
> >> >A friend is not someone who sends you chain letters
> >> >because he wants his wish of being rich to come true.
> >> >
> >> >Now pass this on. If you don't, no one will like you
> >> >for as long as you live. I mean it, as long as you live.
> >> >
> >> >The point being?
> >> >*If you get some chain letter that's threatening to
> >> >leave you friendless or luckless for the rest of your
> >> >life, delete it.
> >> >If it's funny, send it on. Don't annoy people by
> >> >making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with
> >> >no teeth, who's been tied to a dead elephant for 27
> >> >years, whose only chance of living is he 5 cents per
> >> >letter he'll receive if you forward this mail,
> >> >otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right?
> >> >
> >> >******Now forward this to 4,968,837,873 people in the
> >> >next 60 seconds otherwise a couple of obese sock hungry
> >> >unicorns are going to eat all your underwear tonight
Ones that say you or loved ones will die...it's kind of like, shut up, ya jerk...
i remember one,which said..i die within 3 days if i didn't forward it to 15 pple in 10mins...gosh!!
Yup, I can't stand chain letters. How dare people send those that wish bad luck upon you.
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This is really scary sooooooo................
About 6 years ago
in Indiana,
Carmen Winstead
was pushed
down a sewer opening
by 5 girls in her school,
trying to
embarrass
her
in front of BR her school!
& gt;
durin g a fire drill.
When she didn't submerge
the police were called.
They went down
and brought up
17 yea r old
Carmen Winstead's
body,
her neck broken from
hitting the ladder,
and then the
side concrete at the bottom.
The girls told everyone she fell...
They believed them.
2 months ago,
16 year old
David Gregory
& read this post and
didn't repost it.
When he went to
take a shower
>he heard
laughter
from his shower,
he started freaking out
and ran to his computer
to repost it.
He said goodnight
to his mom
and went to sleep.
5 hours later
>his mom woke up
in the middle of the night
cause of a loud noise.
David was gone.
That morning
a few hours later
the police found him
in the BR sewer,
his neck broken
and his face skin
peeled off.
Even google her name - you'll find this
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> > >> >>>> > > > be
> > >> >>>> > > > > > true
> > >> >>>> > > > > > > >>>
> > >> >>>> > > > > > > >>>
> > >> >>>> > > > > > > >>>
> > >> >>>> > > > > > > >>>If you don't send this to at l east 9 or
> > >> >>>> >10
> > >> >>>> > > > of
> > >> >>>> > > > > > your friends saying
"They pushed her"
Then Carmen will get you,
either from a sewer, the toilet, the
shower,
>or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in
the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and
> > >> >>>> >kill
> > >> >>>> > > > you
The Bill Gates one which says if you forward it off to X number of friends you'll receive X number of dollars because he's sharing his fortune.