The Billionaire's Daughter?!
Question: A rather eccentric billionaire had a very weird hobby, he had loved alligators ever since he was boy, so now that he had the money, he built a huge pool and had it filled with the creatures.
His daughter grew up and she was very beautiful. The old eccentric threw a huge party for all the eligible bachelors of the area to come to.
"I grew up tough," he told them as he brought them all to assembly by the pool of alligators,"and I want my daughter to have a husband who will be like me, fearless, willing to strike out, ready for anything. Nothing less will do for my daughter, so, whatever one of you can get in that pool, and swim through those alligators to the other side, he will win not only her hand in marriage but will inherit my billion pound business."
Suddenly there is a splash and everyone rushed forward to see a chap swimming for all his might through the raging alligators.
He emerges from the pool to great cheers and, with his best tux torn to shreds, blood mingling with the pools of water at his feet he stands breathing hard and looking every inch the warrior the billionaire wants for his daughter.
"My son-in-law to be has been found!" the billionaire shouts and rushes round the pool towards him followed by everyone else.
"Put it there!" he says to the young man and grasps his hand, "you will have my daughter, you will have my businesses, you will have all of my wealth!"
"Listen, I don't want your daughter, I don't want your businesses, I don't want your wealth. ALL I WANT IS THE BASTARD WHO THREW ME IN!"
Answers: A rather eccentric billionaire had a very weird hobby, he had loved alligators ever since he was boy, so now that he had the money, he built a huge pool and had it filled with the creatures.
His daughter grew up and she was very beautiful. The old eccentric threw a huge party for all the eligible bachelors of the area to come to.
"I grew up tough," he told them as he brought them all to assembly by the pool of alligators,"and I want my daughter to have a husband who will be like me, fearless, willing to strike out, ready for anything. Nothing less will do for my daughter, so, whatever one of you can get in that pool, and swim through those alligators to the other side, he will win not only her hand in marriage but will inherit my billion pound business."
Suddenly there is a splash and everyone rushed forward to see a chap swimming for all his might through the raging alligators.
He emerges from the pool to great cheers and, with his best tux torn to shreds, blood mingling with the pools of water at his feet he stands breathing hard and looking every inch the warrior the billionaire wants for his daughter.
"My son-in-law to be has been found!" the billionaire shouts and rushes round the pool towards him followed by everyone else.
"Put it there!" he says to the young man and grasps his hand, "you will have my daughter, you will have my businesses, you will have all of my wealth!"
"Listen, I don't want your daughter, I don't want your businesses, I don't want your wealth. ALL I WANT IS THE BASTARD WHO THREW ME IN!"
LMAO
Best one yet!
lol. not really a question but amusing nonetheless.
lol. nice
haha pretty funny.. but i would have taken the money anyhow!
Cute!
lmao!...haha....that was tOo FrEaKiN fUnNy!!! kEeP eM cOmiNg!!!
I guess he had to go with the best 2 out of 3!
Very funny
lol
I can always count on you to start my day off, thanx! lol.
hahaha very funny
LMFAO
that was hilariouse =D
best joke i heard all day
LOL! I love it! You made my day, Thanks!
I love it its sooo funny.
hahaha very funny
LOL poor guy LOL