Married couple argue?!
Question: A man and his wife are having a ferocious and bitter argument.
It rages over many subjects, and past deeds, as these arguments do.
The husband feels he is losing it so he goes for the jugular before slamming the door and storming down to the pub.
"Anyway, you're no damned good in bed!"
Later he comes home to find his wife in bed with the next door neighbour.
"What the hell is going on?" he thunders.
His wife replies calmly, "I'm getting a second opinion."
Answers: A man and his wife are having a ferocious and bitter argument.
It rages over many subjects, and past deeds, as these arguments do.
The husband feels he is losing it so he goes for the jugular before slamming the door and storming down to the pub.
"Anyway, you're no damned good in bed!"
Later he comes home to find his wife in bed with the next door neighbour.
"What the hell is going on?" he thunders.
His wife replies calmly, "I'm getting a second opinion."
haha nearly posted this last nite...funny
pass me her addy if she wants a 3rd opinion
Haha
that is bad
lol
good one :) ha...ha...
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'ave a star
ha ha ha
Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room. The first man's dog asked the second man's dog what he's there for. They are putting me down. Oh no, says the first dog, why? The second dog says, "Well, you see... I've been chasing the Postman for years. Yesterday, I finally caught him, and bit him. So, I'm going to be put to sleep. The second dog says, "Well, my master just completely remodeled the inside of his house. I didn't like it because my scent wasn't anywhere, anymore. So, when he went to bed last night, I pissed on everything I could find, to get my scent back. This morning, my master found out what I had done, so he is putting me to sleep also.
The third dog said, "This is my masters new girlfriend. She runs around the house all the time without her closes. This makes me very horny. So, this morning, as she was getting out of the shower, and bent over to wipe up the water on the floor. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I jumped on her a gave it to her good!" The other dogs say, " so' that's why they are putting you to sleep?" "No" says the dog, "She is bringing me here to get my toenails clipped!"
It couldn't hurt!..:)
naughty but good
Cute
thats great
ROFL! That's too funny!
lol like it thanks for sharing :)
hahaha very funny thanks
Good one, out did yourself again. lol.