Nude gardening?!
Question: It's one of those rare events in Scotland, a summer heatwave.
Out in the quaint suburb of Giffnock a wealthy businessman decides he needs to trim the lawn a little at the edges.
First though he takes a shower, a nice cooling one and when he steps out and dries himself he finds that it is much more pleasant to wear nothing in this abominable heat.
Playfully he steps up to his wife in the kitchen and gives her a little slap on the behind
"Darling," he says teasingly, "What if I were to trim the lawn just like this?"
"You had better not?" she responds enraged and embarrassed.
"Oh dear," the man giggles, stringing her along, "my little suburban wife! Too frightened of what the neighbours may think, are we?"
"Yes I am!" she responds, "they'll think I married you for your money!"
Answers: It's one of those rare events in Scotland, a summer heatwave.
Out in the quaint suburb of Giffnock a wealthy businessman decides he needs to trim the lawn a little at the edges.
First though he takes a shower, a nice cooling one and when he steps out and dries himself he finds that it is much more pleasant to wear nothing in this abominable heat.
Playfully he steps up to his wife in the kitchen and gives her a little slap on the behind
"Darling," he says teasingly, "What if I were to trim the lawn just like this?"
"You had better not?" she responds enraged and embarrassed.
"Oh dear," the man giggles, stringing her along, "my little suburban wife! Too frightened of what the neighbours may think, are we?"
"Yes I am!" she responds, "they'll think I married you for your money!"
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
lol.. not bad
Hahaha!!
Ace!
got to be a short one hahahahahaha
very good
Liked it!
Yes - 10/10. It's no fun being a man. If a
chap admires the girl next door sunbathing
in the nude the police will caution him for being a "Peeping Tom". But if the girl next
door sees him doing likewise she can get him arrested for an act of "gross indecency".
good!
Ha ha thats good
l'llgive you a star here, even if no one else has
Brilliant joke
wee are not amused .lol
;-)
Funny! 10!
hehehe, another good one, pmsl
star time
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Great !
Very "Scott'sh"
Aaron.
Ha ha ha. very funny
haha funny
That was cold, butt funny! lol.