**10. pts!!! **can you write something that will make me laugh?!


Question: lol i'm bored .. so if you make me laugh...
*10* pts.!!!!!!!!! :)


Answers: lol i'm bored .. so if you make me laugh...
*10* pts.!!!!!!!!! :)

** no offense**

your moma so fat that she only has three t-shirt sizes :
Jumbo,Humongus, and," OH MY GOD, ITS COMMING TOWARDS US!"

hoped i made ya laugh

hi

ok here goes :)

Little Johny's school is having show and tell, so the teacher starts a 'Guess Whats Behind My Back' game. She goes to her desk and picks up a item.

She says, okay class, what am I holding, its RED, ROUND, and SHINEY.

Little Johny replies I know teacher its an apple, The teacher replies, no little Johny, its a button, But I like the way you think.

So the teacher goes gack to her desk picks up another item. She says, okay class, what am I holding now, its YELLOW, and SOFT.

Little Johny replies I know teacher,its a banana. The teacher replies, no little Johny, its a tennis ball. But I like the way you think.

At this point little johny is furious.

Okay teacher, this one's for you, he stuck his hand in his pocket and said okay what am I Holding, Its ROUND, HARD, and has a HEAD.

The teacher says, Little johny, go to the office right now, you are in trouble.

Little johny replies, for what teacher, its just a quarter, but I like the way you think...... :)

I usually never smile but this joke made me crack up. Please read.
There was a guy that came to visit New York( from texes). He moved because he wanted to see his best friend. In New York 2 of them went to eat outside. The texes guy left his horse outside the resturant. Time passed and then his horse was missing. There were many people, he knew one of them stole his horse. So he said Yo i know one of you stole my horse, i'm going to finish my meal and if my horse isn't here i'm going to do what i did in Texes, and i don't like what i did in Texes and i don't want to do it again. He left and when he finished his meal, he went and his horse was there. In the ride home his friend asked, so what did you do in texes he said i had to go home.

How The Fight Started----
I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny. Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
. .. and that's when the fight started . .

Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to see her grandmother in the forest. Her mother warned her "Don't walk through the forest, take the path, or else the Big Bad Wolf will catch you and suck your **** dry!" Little Red started towards her grandmother's house but decided to take the shortcut through the forest anyway. The turtle stopped Little Red and warned her "Turn back and use the path, because if the Big Bad Wolf finds you, he'll suck your **** dry!" Little Red was almost there, so she kept going through the forest. Sure enough, the Big Bad Wolf jumps out of nowhere and tells her "Take off your shirt Little Red Riding Hood - I'm gonna suck your **** dry!!". "Oh no you don't", yells Little Red, as she pulls up her skirt, "You're gonna eat me just like the story says!"

nerd version of we fly high

we bowl strikes its no lie and u know this bowling!!

10s and 9s inside its like pwnage bowling!!!

spares and strikes oh my stay focused bowling!!!

ok so there are two guys and they go to a bar.
The first time they the bartender said there was contest
if you make the donkey in the back laugh
you would win free drinks all night
The first guy goes back and nothing happens
So the next guy goes back and the donkey cracks up laughing
So the dude gets free drinks all night.
A week later the 2 guys come back .
And the bartender says ok now
if you can make the donkey cry you win free dinks all night
So the first dude goes back nothing happens
The 2nd dude goes back and the donkey starts crying
So he gets drinks all night
Finally the first guy starts wondering how he did it
So he asked his friends
The 1st guy replied the first night I told him ******* was bigger than his and he laughed.
And tonight I showed him

Okay, I know this may be lame but, here goes...
Scenerio

Mom: Honey, do have a razor, I need to shave my legs.
Me: No, but we have Nair, just pass it on and you need no razor.
Mom: REALLY??!! I thought that was shampoo, know I'm wearing a wig!!!

I don't have nuthin but I think you shoud pick Gladiator.
(the 1st one)

there was a man on the bus and he was sitting down when a fat lady said 'if u were a gentleman you would stand up and let someone else sit down'and he said 'and if you werent so fat you would stand up and let 4 people sit down'

One day a blonde is driving home when she rear-ends a man in his truck. The man stops and yells at her to get out of her car, so she steps out and tries to apologize.

He then draws a circle in the sand and tells her to stand inside and not to step out. He goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, walks over to her car, and smashes in the window.

She begins to giggle, so he looks back at her angrily and tells her to be quiet. Then he starts beating in the hood of her car.


She giggles again, and he turns to her and says, "You're askin' for it, lady!" Then he smashes in her windshield.

By this time the blonde is laughing hysterically, so he looks at her and yells, "What's so funny!?"

She laughs again and replies, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle three times."

this is my remix to kelis' milkshake song -
My pokemon brings all the nerds to the schoolyard,
their like ..do you want to swap cards!!

now don't laugh don't laugh ok u can laugh i have no idea wat will make u laugh ha ha

CHUCK NORRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...

And how dare anyone out there make fun of Britney Spears after all shes been through she loves her aunt she went through a divorce SHES A HUMAN

Chris Crocker=Micheal Jackson

Yeah its not that funny but still

I am so macher, sorry matoore srry mature there I got et! it?



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