Quick jokes..?!
Question: any one got any good wit or a joke.......short but sweet , and a bit cheeky .....
Answers: any one got any good wit or a joke.......short but sweet , and a bit cheeky .....
What is 68?
You do me and I owe you one.
what do you get from a homosexual lawyer????
Legal AIDS
nope, not today sorry
What do you call a Russian hooker?
Nickers onandoff
Show me a husband that won't, and I show you a neighbor that will!
What do you call a Chinese '69'?
'TwoCanChew'
Q: Why do blonds have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.
Q: Why do blonds have BMW's?
A: Because they can spell it.
Q: Why did the blond die in a helicopter crash?
A: Because she got cold and turned the fan off.
Q: What do you call a blond with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: Why do blonds wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Q: Why did the blond have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "Don't Walk".
Q: Why did the blond take her typewriter to the Doctors?
A: Because she though it was pregnant because it missed a period.
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.
The doctor walks in and Michael asks:
"Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"
The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."
What do you call a person that speaks 3 languages?
"Trilingual"
What do you call a person that speaks 2 languages?
"Bilingual"
What do you call a person that speaks 1 language?
"American"
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches,
they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and
forth until they finally stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, "Before we
order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where
we are... very slowly?"
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing."