Dose any one have funny jokes?!
Question: Three men, an Irish man, a Mexican man, and a blonde (yes they are legal but back to the joke) work together on a construction site. During lunch the Irish man opens his lunch and says, "Corn beef and cabbage again? I swear if I get corn beef and cabbage in my lunch again, I'm going to jump off this building!" The Mexican man opens his lunch and says, "Tacos and burritos again? I swear if I get tacos and burritos in my lunch again, I'm also going to jump off this building!" The blonde man opens his lunch and says, "Bologne and chips again? I swear if I get bologne and chips in my lunch again I too will jump off this building!" The next day during their lunch the Irish man opens his lunch and sure enough he has corn beef and cabbage. He jumps off the building. The Mexican man opens his lunch as he has tacos and burritos. He also jumps off the building. The blonde guy opens his lunch and he had bologne and chips. He jumps off the building as well. During the funeral, they had all three together, the wife of the Irish man said, "If I had known that he didn't want corn beef and cabbage, I would have asked him what he wanted." The wife of the Mexican man said, "If I had known that he didn't want tacos and burritos, I would have gotten out my cook book and tried something new." They each looked at the wife of the blonde man which she replied, "Don't look at me, he always fixes his lunch!"
Answers: Three men, an Irish man, a Mexican man, and a blonde (yes they are legal but back to the joke) work together on a construction site. During lunch the Irish man opens his lunch and says, "Corn beef and cabbage again? I swear if I get corn beef and cabbage in my lunch again, I'm going to jump off this building!" The Mexican man opens his lunch and says, "Tacos and burritos again? I swear if I get tacos and burritos in my lunch again, I'm also going to jump off this building!" The blonde man opens his lunch and says, "Bologne and chips again? I swear if I get bologne and chips in my lunch again I too will jump off this building!" The next day during their lunch the Irish man opens his lunch and sure enough he has corn beef and cabbage. He jumps off the building. The Mexican man opens his lunch as he has tacos and burritos. He also jumps off the building. The blonde guy opens his lunch and he had bologne and chips. He jumps off the building as well. During the funeral, they had all three together, the wife of the Irish man said, "If I had known that he didn't want corn beef and cabbage, I would have asked him what he wanted." The wife of the Mexican man said, "If I had known that he didn't want tacos and burritos, I would have gotten out my cook book and tried something new." They each looked at the wife of the blonde man which she replied, "Don't look at me, he always fixes his lunch!"
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It was dark out and he was walking home by a park when nature called so he stepped behind a hedge to relieve himself. To his and their surprise a couple were going at it on the grass and he almost stepped on them. The guy got up and took off running.
The man could see the naked outline of the gals bare legs as she continued to lie there while he relieved himself. He could feel his interest grow as he finished. Without a word he got down on his knees between her legs and took advantage of the situation. She embraced him and showed her willingness.
Just as they were both getting into it hot and heavy a cop walked by and shined his flashlight on them saying, "What the hell do you think your doing, this is a public park."
The man said, "But officer this is my wife."
The officer said, "Oh, I didn't know she was your wife."
The man said, "Neither did I 'till you shined your light on her."
Cubicle Drawbacks
10. Being told to 'Think outside the Box' when you're in a friggin box all day long.
9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.
8. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.
7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese!
6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.
4. 23 power cords, 1 outlet.
3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.
2. When tours come through, you get lots of peanuts thrown at you.
1. You can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.