Sick of blonde stories...?!
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There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over.
"Tell you what. I have a proposition for you," said the woman.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?"
"Sure," said the sheep herder. So, she sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied "382". "Wow!" said the herder.
"That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home." So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.
Then, the herder said, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you".
"What is it?" queried the woman.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
Answers: Pls star if worthy. Thx.
There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over.
"Tell you what. I have a proposition for you," said the woman.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?"
"Sure," said the sheep herder. So, she sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied "382". "Wow!" said the herder.
"That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home." So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.
Then, the herder said, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you".
"What is it?" queried the woman.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
Are youi by any chance a blonde? ( I assume these blonde jokes go for both men and women)
lol i have heard that one before, thats hilarious!!! =]
HaHaHaHaH
funny
I heard that before.
VERY FUNNY!!!
LOL
That is very cute! Thanks for the smile! Here is a * for you!
that was actually a funny blonde joke hehehe.
nice:)
XD .....hilarious...
i will not justify this question with an answer.
What do you call a michigan cheerleader with two brain cells? PREGNANT
no.. im blonde..
but i think that they are pretty funny!!
It is kinda funny! lol
i had to read it twice cuz i didn't get it the first time, btw LoL!
edit: thats alot of dogs
lol that was funny
I have heard it before but it is still funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not at all. Laughter is the best medicine. ROFL
ROFL!! I loved it =)
An olldie byt goodie!!!! Thanks for re-sharing!
=)
Good one
lol loved it
lol
Isn't everyone?