Think only Scots will like it!?!
Question: Scotsman walks through a field when he sees a man scooping water from a pool and drinking it. He shouts "dinnae swally that watter its foo o coo keech".
The man replies "I'm English! what did you say?"
The Scotsman shouts back "Use both hands you'll get more in!"
Answers: Scotsman walks through a field when he sees a man scooping water from a pool and drinking it. He shouts "dinnae swally that watter its foo o coo keech".
The man replies "I'm English! what did you say?"
The Scotsman shouts back "Use both hands you'll get more in!"
Brilliant lmao
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The Welsh and Irish will love it too.
This Englishman finds it funny.
lol
LOL
it used to be an asian joke but still funny!
Ha!
I'm part Scot. but mostly just a english girl.
I loved it :)
Wrong i'm English its a corker.lol
Lol. ok we can have a laugh at that
hahaha nice one :)
LMFTO! Great. Really funny.
Then again, I'm half Scottish and half English.
You've made my night. Thanks.
Yeti - it means cow poo
what does the scotsman say the first time?
like it .lol
LOL, PMPL
It's weird, but I heard this joke the first time only about 3 days ago. My dad told me. It's still funny, though.
Americans and Danes love it! (Odd combo but those are the ones in the room currently).
Poll is that it needs a star!
Good one!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
good!
there's a welsh version where the english man is walking through a welsh farmers field and the farmer says it in welsh!
LOL great joke :)